Strange & Interesting Sex Facts

Dec 24th, 2007, in IM Posts, Opinion, by

Strange and funny Indonesian sex facts.

"Facts" About Indonesia

I typed "interesting facts about Indonesia" at Google Search and found information galore.

There were all kinds. About the Java Man, the largest flower on Earth, the tiniest fish, the mightiest volcano explosion, the 3 foot tall "Hobbit" unlike man fossils, the rediscovery of the coelacanth once thought to be totally extinct and so on.

Masturbation

Next, I typed "interesting facts about sex in Indonesia" at Google Search. Although all the links used the plural as in "facts", there is only one mentioned. It is repeated through pages and pages on the Internet.

It is,

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

?

That can be regarded as derisive if not amusing because Indonesia is the fourth largest population on Earth. What? 270 million Indonesians and only one interesting fact? And a fatal one too!

Oh! the self-effacing Indonesians. They don't want the world to know. Well, not through the Internet.

Caution and Clarification Needed

By the way, I am not sure whether that prohibition is still in force. Please, will someone clarify or this might turn out to be my last article at IM. I plan to be in Indonesia soon. tsk tsk, you know, better safe than dead.

Aphrodisiacs

Wherever in Indonesian towns, there is the mobile peddler who offers immediate concoctions of jamu (herbal medicine) and numerous shops that sell jamu products for enhancing body shape and beauty, treating physical ailments and none of them would be without the power stimulants for either male or female.

From conversations with Indonesians, they relate to me some amazing facts about the potency of sex cures and stimulants that are found at various locations, acclaimed for its creation and subsequently earned fame.

These are examples of what I have been told.

Cure for erectile dysfunction

Somewhere in West Java, (I've forgotten the name of the place) it's near Bandung, there is a place where one could be cured for erectile dysfunction.

Seks Madura

Madura is famous for potions that enhance vaginal performance. Regarding their potency in providing tightness in the vagina, it is claimed that even after sex, the vagina can be seen pulsating. I have heard that the Indonesians extol the Madurese skill and refer to it as "Seks Madura". (wink, wink, should I send my wife to Madura for an overhaul?)

Penile Inserts

That it is the genital enhancement practice among an Indonesian tribe where their males lacerate or pierce their frenum (the underside of the shaft of the penis) in order to embed it with objects. I leave the rest of this to your imaginings.

Free Sex

At the top of Gunung Kemukus is a the tomb of Prince Samodra (a kind hearted Javanese prince). The belief is that by visiting and praying to him, wishes could be fulfilled. At night as part of the ritual, one must need have sex with someone other than one's spouse as part of the ritual. Many couples pre-arrange their sex meet on these nights or many women also seek their own partner. Sex is done at many of the wooden shacks that is for rent. Sex could also be done under the trees if it gives one a greater kick or if one thinks that one has really something different to show.

My Indonesian friend lives nearby where Gunung Kemukus, wrote to inform me that there is a second free sex location in Central Java.

Here is what he emailed me:

The place is only 1.5 hours from Cepu where I got my Diploma. It is one of two famous places for 'sex for free' in Central Java. Usually, they do that not for money like PSK (prostitutes). It is the conditions which must be fulfilled from Central Java's myth where they got pesugihan in Kemukus mountain.
Another place like it is in Jepon village, 30 minutes South Rembang.


23 Comments on “Strange & Interesting Sex Facts”

  1. avatar TheWrathOfGrapes says:
    December 24th, 2007 at 8:31 am

    Be forewarned – all these focus on forms of foreplay (aphrodisiacs, penile implants, ED, seks madura, etc) may make you lose your head (forehead?). Must be the weirdest law, if it is true and applicable. Imagine, you get locked up in jail for paedophilia, but you lose your head for masturbation! Shiok sendiri…

  2. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:
    December 24th, 2007 at 9:09 am

    Wrath — nice, clean insults.

    All — ‘fee sex’ probably isn’t as appealing in reality as it sounds. it’s not as if you select a nymphette or adonis from the pages of Cosmo or Men’s Health. Take a look at the next Metro Mini that goes past. Yes, that’s right — it’d be one of its random passengers — that’d be under the tree waiting with arms (and maybe legs) spread wide.

  3. avatar Pena Budaya says:
    December 24th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    So far I know that conducting masturbation in the public is clearly stated as criminal act was drafted in the bill of anti pornography that is not implemented as law yet.

    Meanwhile in the Criminal Law (KUHP), it could be interpreted as criminal act as well in one of its chapter XIV on criminal act of discourteous (kesopanan) or in Indonesian known as “delik susila” article 283. However “delik susila” chapter is still on debate to be revised due to its discriminative content.

    So I am not sure which Indonesian published law that prohibit masturbation with depication as punishment. I am afraid that could be one of regulation from the local government.

  4. avatar roffi says:
    December 25th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    Nice post, seems that Indonesian are too obsessed with sex

  5. avatar Janma says:
    December 27th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    Nice post, seems that Indonesian are too obsessed with sex

    just check out the most visited pages on the home page of IM and you’ll see…. most visited pages are all about sex except the nissan livina one, which is a mystery to me.

  6. avatar roffi says:
    December 27th, 2007 at 11:32 pm

    Maybe Nissan livina is a name of a pornstar? :smile:

  7. avatar dewaratugedeanom says:
    December 28th, 2007 at 7:47 pm

    This is the text of the original draft of the RUU APP (Rancangan Undang Undang Anti Pornagrafi dan Pornoaksi) Pasal 83(1)

    Setiap orang yang melakukan masturbasi, onani atau gerakan tubuh
    yang menyerupai kegiatan masturbasi atau onani di muka umum
    sebagaimana dimaksud dalam Pasal 29 ayat (1), dipidana dengan
    pidana penjara paling singkat 2 (dua) tahun dan paling lama 10
    (sepuluh) tahun dan/atau pidana denda paling sedikit Rp 200.000.000
    (dua ratus juta rupiah) dan paling banyak Rp 1.000.000.000 (satu milyar
    rupiah).

    Briefly, between 2 and 10 years in prison and/or a fine of 200 million and 1 billion IRP.
    No decapitation but still quite expensive for displaying handicraft.

  8. avatar Aluang Anak Bayang says:
    December 28th, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    … gerakan tubuh yang menyerupai kegiatan masturbasi …

    There goes our popular dangdut move.

  9. avatar iamisaid says:
    December 28th, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    “¦ gerakan tubuh yang menyerupai kegiatan masturbasi “¦

    There goes our popular dangdut move.

    WOW! dangdut elevates it to sophisticated masturbation.

  10. avatar dewaratugedeanom says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    Aluang said

    There goes our popular dangdut move.

    The popular dangdut move is specifically dealt with in Pasal 82:

    Setiap orang yang menari erotis atau bergoyang erotis di muka umum sebagaimana dimaksud dalam Pasal 28 ayat (1), dipidana dengan pidana penjara paling singkat 18 (delapan belas) bulan dan paling lama 7 (tujuh) tahun dan/atau pidana denda paling sedikit Rp. 150.000.000 (seratus lima puluh juta rupiah) dan paling banyak Rp. 750.000.000 (tujuh ratus lima puluh juta rupiah).

    Briefly, between 18 months and 7 years in prison and/or a fine of 150 million and 750 million IRP for drilling on stage.
    But no worries, Inul will also be sexy behind bars. Maybe even more so.

  11. avatar Pena Budaya says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    This is the text of the original draft of the RUU APP (Rancangan Undang Undang Anti Pornagrafi dan Pornoaksi) Pasal 83(1)

    Setiap orang yang melakukan masturbasi, onani atau gerakan tubuh
    yang menyerupai kegiatan masturbasi atau onani di muka umum
    sebagaimana dimaksud dalam Pasal 29 ayat (1), dipidana dengan
    pidana penjara paling singkat 2 (dua) tahun dan paling lama 10
    (sepuluh) tahun dan/atau pidana denda paling sedikit Rp 200.000.000
    (dua ratus juta rupiah) dan paling banyak Rp 1.000.000.000 (satu milyar
    rupiah).

    Briefly, between 2 and 10 years in prison and/or a fine of 200 million and 1 billion IRP.
    No decapitation but still quite expensive for displaying handicraft.

    The bill is not published yet and it is better to be cancelled and banished it for good. It will be a stupid law anyway – just wasting taxes’ money. Shamed on parliament’s members!

    BTW, I concluded my research and I did not find any published written laws in Indonesia – locals nor nationals that regulated the actors of masturbation will have their head chopped off as punishment. Iamisaid, pls request the source of your internet finding before any conclusion. Internet’s information without proper research could deliver misleading information.

  12. avatar Aluang Anak Bayang says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    Earlier this year in Bali,

    Charges for short term Ayam (1 hour).

    If you are:

    Bule or Papuans – 500,000rp

    Locals – 300,000rp

    Japanese – 200,000rp

  13. avatar David says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    just check out the most visited pages on the home page of IM and you’ll see”¦. most visited pages are all about sex except the nissan livina one, which is a mystery to me.

    Those pages get visitors from search engines, not from regular visitors to the site. Currently the search term which this site is found under on Google, Yahoo and Live the most is “Indonesia sex”. Followed closely by “sex Indonesia”.

  14. avatar iamisaid says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

    Iamisaid, pls request the source of your internet finding before any conclusion. Internet’s information without proper research could deliver misleading information.

    Hi Pena Budaya,

    Thanks for having taken the trouble to clarify the matter.

    As regards what is being found on the internet, that is the reason why I followed up with……

    Caution and Clarification Needed

    By the way, I am not sure whether that prohibition is still in force. Please, will someone clarify or this might turn out to be my last article at IM. I plan to be in Indonesia soon. tsk tsk, you know, better safe than dead.

    Now that you have mentioned it, it is also remarkable that the authorities in Indonesia have not come forward to denounce what is being claimed on the Internet.

  15. avatar dewaratugedeanom says:
    January 6th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Aluang said

    Charges for short term Ayam (1 hour).
    If you are:
    Bule or Papuans – 500,000rp
    Locals – 300,000rp
    Japanese – 200,000rp

    This is called ‘pandang bulu’ or in a more restrictive sense ‘payment according to size’.

  16. avatar iamisaid says:
    January 6th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    YO ! dewaratugedeanom,

    This is called ‘pandang bulu’ or in a more restrictive sense ‘payment according to size’.

    LMAOROTF !

    There you go once again, you’re are never at a loss for giving me a good laugh!

    and I wish you a Very Happy and Fulfilling New Year!

  17. avatar Aluang Anak Bayang says:
    January 6th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    @ dewaratugedeanom and iamisaid

    I actually asked the pimp why the difference in price. It was not about size. Most girls are from the village and they are afraid of Bules and Papuans. Japanese are cheaper because they usually last less than 10 minutes. I forget the name of the place. It was a former mini resort turned into a whore house. It may ring a bell if someone could come up with names.

  18. avatar Aluang Anak Bayang says:
    January 6th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    also, the girls have the option of refusing Bules and Papuans, I was told.

  19. avatar iamisaid says:
    January 6th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Aluang A. Bayang,

    I actually asked the pimp why the difference in price. It was not about size. Most girls are from the village and they are afraid of Bules and Papuans. Japanese are cheaper because they usually last less than 10 minutes. I forget the name of the place. It was a former mini resort turned into a whore house. It may ring a bell if someone could come up with names.

    Speaking for myself, I read dewaratugedeanom reply as something said in jest. I suppose that’s what it meant. I can’t answer for dewaratugedeanom or he’d kill me for that. LOL!

    Interpretation Mas, interpretation – like how you mentioned it at another post.

    Japanese are cheaper because they usually last less than 10 minutes.

    So that I take it to mean that the charge is by time. How business-like! LOL!

    Most girls are from the village and they are afraid of Bules and Papuans.

    Afraid of what? Therefore, dewaratugedeanom was not giving some bullsh*t answer. Ha ha ha ha ha

    Peace !

  20. avatar Aluang Anak Bayang says:
    January 6th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    Afraid of what? Therefore, dewaratugedeanom was not giving some bullsh*t answer. Ha ha ha ha ha

    It is understandable. Not everyone from the kampung come into contact with Bules. As for Papuans, you can imagine .. hahaha

    When the South American Indians first come into contact with the Spaniards, they think they were God or divine creatures. They envisioned God as White skinned.

    The Chinese saw horror with their first encounter with Portugese missionaries. Their perception of ghosts or zombies were white skin and white hair. That was how the word, Gui Lao (Old Ghost) stuck to these days.

  21. avatar Sputjam says:
    January 6th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    AAB said –

    actually asked the pimp why the difference in price. It was not about size. Most girls are from the village and they are afraid of Bules and Papuans. Japanese are cheaper because they usually last less than 10 minutes. I forget the name of the place. It was a former mini resort turned into a whore house. It may ring a bell if someone could come up with names.

    japanese are so efficient. If they can do the job in seconds, they would have done so. Soon, there will be no need for a man or a women in japan, as they would have created a robot to satisfy them, or some mechanism.
    how do they breed? why artificial means of course. sperms are collected and inseminated into a womens egg, and placed in some fluid container for embryo to develope.

  22. avatar iamisaid says:
    January 6th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Soon, there will be no need for a man or a women in japan, as they would have created a robot to satisfy them, or some mechanism.
    how do they breed? why artificial means of course. sperms are collected and inseminated into a womens egg, and placed in some fluid container for embryo to develope.

    Yupst, that’s the end too for the Japanese multi billion dollar sex CD/VCD pornography industry!

    LOL !

  23. avatar dewaratugedeanom says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    ABB said

    also, the girls have the option of refusing Bules and Papuans, I was told.

    I once saw a movie about the Vietnam war – it was ‘Full Metal Jacquet’ by Stanley Kubrick if my memory is correct – in which a local hooker refused an African American soldier because of presumed size grounds. Poor GI, I’ll never forget the bewildered look on his face.

    P.S. Sorry guys, I’m on the move and these wartels probably still work on 28k modems. It takes about half an hour to post 1 comment.
    Anyway best wishes to all of you



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