UFO Technology

Nov 7th, 2007, in Opinion, by

Achmad worries that Indonesia's U.F.O. technology will be lost to foreigners.

Achmad Sudarsono

Achmad worries that Indonesia's hidden U.F.O. technology will be lost to foreigners.

World powers are after Indonesia's hidden U.F.O. technology: We must get it first.

Friend,

There is a reason China, Russia, and the U.S. are anxious to seek strategic alliances with Indonesia. Australia (they're not all pot-bellied bastards), has good cause to build up its armaments whilst seeking defence agreements with us. The reason, friend, lies in our history and our night skies.

Friend, these powers are trying to get the U.F.O. technology buried in the secrets of Indonesia's archaeological sites such as Borobudur and Prambanan. They are rushing to unlock the secrets of a science far beyond the imagination of today. We must beat them to it.

Consider these paradoxes: so many of the U.F.O. photos of the 1950s were round that the craft were called flying saucers. The Borobudur is round. The craft humans use to travel to space are rockets. Some temples in East Java resemble rockets. Javanese civilization has a subtlety of thinking centuries ahead of the westerners even now. Achmad is not racist - we're all homo sapiens (except for some extreme rugby fans, who are australopithecus), so could the answer to why Java is so far ahead of the Bules be guidance from a more advanced alien civilization?

As documentaries such as the X-files have conclusively shown, the U.S., Chinese and Russian governments have since 1945 been involved in an elaborate cover-up operation to suppress information about their interactions with extra-terrestrial life. Obviously, if an advanced alien civilization were to choose a people to communicate with, they would choose Indonesians, especially a few centuries ago, when westerners were gnawing animal bones and gobbling yak fat to stop from freezing.

But Friend, Indonesia faces a historic opportunity to once again ascend to its rightful status as sole global superpower. This chance lies in unlocking the secrets of the U.F.O. technology. Friend, it is obvious: The Borobudur is a U.F.O. communications post. So is Prambanan. The temples dotted around Central Java are monitoring posts. Java was once "mission control" for the rest of Asia, including India, Southeast Asia, Thailand and North Asia.

So the next time Russian president Putin comes down here, all smiling and charming, we should top up his vodka and say das veedanya, Komrad (goodbye in Russian for all you illiterate Bules). When Ms. Condoleezza Rice comes here, we should politely give her a coke and burger, ask for money, but don't let her anywhere near our ruins. The same goes for all those blue-suited Communist apparatchiks from China.

As Oscar Wilde, said, Friend,

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

What he meant was Westerners are in the gutter, but we Javanese are looking at the stars, meaning we are communicating with the pilots of those space-ships that visited Roswell and Area 51, (I'll tell you about Studio 54 and partying with Andy Warhol another time). Indonesia must take what is rightfully ours. Scientists: time to get to work.


120 Comments on “UFO Technology”

  1. avatar Tuan says:

    I think Indonesians (Javanese) are a product of interbreeding with aliens, hence the big eyes, the pug noeses, big heads, the pale skin, and skinny bodies. (kidding)

    ~Tuan – Indonesian-American Muslim

  2. avatar Violet says:

    what a funny, don’t be under estimate too much. Borobudur is Buddha’s Temple, a place where Buddhists worshiped “God”. If You’re saying Borobudur is such a U.F.O. communications post then Buddha must be an Alien ^_*

    And don’t forget that Thomas Raffless is the one who rediscovered the temple after burried for centuries by volcano eruption. He’s Bule anyway.

  3. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Thanks for sharing, Violet.

  4. avatar ddmt says:

    And sometime in the near future, some “Kiai” will proclaim that Buddha is “Agama Sesat” because the Buddha is an alien. Just kidding. 🙂

    BTW, Buddhist don’t worship “God”. Ketuhanan Yang Maha Esa dalam Agama Buddha

  5. avatar TheWrathOfGrapes says:

    Utterly Fruitcake Observations….

  6. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    GrapesofWrath,

    It’s that kind of thinking that’s keeping Indonesia, down my friend. How do you explain:

    – Crop circles ?
    – Abduction stories ?
    – Monuments far beyond the ability of civilizations to build them ? Pyramids Egypt, Aztec, Easter Island Statues, Monumen Nasional ?

  7. avatar Janma says:

    Haiku’s are easy
    But sometimes they don’t make sense
    Refridgerator

  8. avatar Rambutan says:

    Borobudur is round?? Last time I visited it was square.

  9. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Friends,

    Janma is clearly a former abductee.

    Friends: I want to believe.

  10. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Rambutan,

    Good point. The top bits of the “Mandala,” the ones where you fondle the Buddha statues are round. The squarish-bit at the bottom was probably a launch and landing-pad. The round one is both a hidden UFO and a communications platform, my dear Friend.

  11. avatar Janma says:

    he squarish-bit at the bottom was probably a launch and landing-pad. The round one is both a hidden UFO and a communications platform, my dear Friend.

    nah…. the bottom bit actually hides the rude kama sutra type carvings they wanted to protect the innocent minds of the people from.

  12. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Friend,

    It was a clever trick by the aliens, who knew it’d be covered up over all the tantric cavortings. You know it’s true, my Friend.

  13. avatar Arema says:

    Friends, Achmad is the alien.

    He apparently can’t find another fellow survivors of the crash, and now encouraged us to dig. After his space shuttle is freed, he will use it to go back to his home planet. There, he will inform his commander that there is a rich and fertile planet full of idiots with smelly armpits, ready to be colonized. Then finally, what you see in the Independence Day movie ~10 years ago will come to reality.

    Gosh, I think I didn’t sleep enough last night…. hahaha.

  14. avatar Sylvester says:

    Achmad should go to Hollywood to find some producers. His story could worth thousands. The chance is good, at least now they are having a shortage of the writers due to strike.

  15. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    I don’t think you people are taking this issue as seriously as you should be. This is our country, Indonesia. We can be the sole global superpower if we seize this opportunity, Friend.

  16. avatar TheWrathOfGrapes says:

    Crop circles? Now I am really convinced that you are clutching at straws…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_circle

  17. avatar dewaratugedeanom says:

    Even in pre-Majapahitan times we traveled through space and collected artifacts. One fine example, called the ‘Moon of Pejeng’, is still on display in Bali in the village of the same name.
    Contrary to common belief the ‘linggam’ (penis-like objects found in Hindu temples) are not carnal representations of creative power but actual spacecraft models which were sent by the famous German expat artist Walter Spies to his countryman Werner Von Braun as prototypes for his work on rocket science.

    Majapahit will rule the Universe. Merdeka!

  18. avatar Ihaknt says:

    Ooookay…..mmmm.

  19. avatar Dragonwall says:

    I think I know the reason why. He thought all those Buddhas sitting inside the Borobudur were brought in from outer space. One of them is him.

  20. avatar Janma says:

    I live in pejeng, and that ‘moon’ is not an alien artifact, but actually solidified, crystalized thieves piss…. ask anyone, they’ll tell you.
    My pembantu thinks that a piece of the moon that fell to earth. Doubters? Check the moon, you can see the holes where bits fell off!

  21. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Dragonwall,

    Your insult skills still need a bit of work, friend. That has to be one of the lamest jibes that I’ve ever seen. Achmad is a buddha statue. Owch. Brought from outer space. Double Owch. C’mon, pal, you can do better than that.

  22. avatar David says:

    Achmad has his doubters all over the internet, even among UFO enthusiasts, – topix.

  23. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    As you can see, Achmad has made the number 1 spot on a respected Web chat group: UFO and Alien news. Not everyone doubts the truth, friend. Although some scepticism is natural in a democracy.

  24. avatar Janma says:

    Angry grapes said,

    Crop circles? Now I am really convinced that you are clutching at straws”¦

    why? what’s wrong with crop circles? that’s the most convincing evidence for extra terrestrial interaction on our planet if you ask me.

  25. avatar iamisaid says:

    I’ve got to hand it to you Achmad…once again, blowing smoke and spinning wheels.

    or

    May I borrow from the Acts of the Apostles, this quote :

    And your young men shall see visions,
    And your old men shall dream dreams;

    (Acts 2:17-18)

    To which of the above does Achmad belong?

  26. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Iam I said,

    I am from the school of gangsta Rappa Ice Cube:

    I’m the designated hitter, a nigga
    much badder, than Babe Ruth
    Will I tell the truth and nothing but the truth
    Hell yea, I’d rather be shootin’ hoops
    Cuz a niggas guaranteed to win
    Against a bullsh*t loss and three strikes you in

  27. avatar Danny says:

    Ahmad, I read your other posts, I see (read) your opinions. You seem educated and have what it takes (IQ wise), and you can open your mind, not afraid to learn something new and different.

    C’mon man.. Don’t waste your energy on things like this. Do something for our country.
    Look, if I can’t convince you, then do something about Borobudur, keep the place clean, or do some research.. maybe you can find something that really usefull, who knows?

    And if you find that we really have UFO technology.. Great. Email me, and I will declare my mistake and apologize to you. Directly and personally.

    Please don’t be offended by my comment friend. It’s just I hate to see another of my nation’s resource going to waste.

  28. avatar iamisaid says:

    Oh gawwwd Achmad, you’ve gone from brown to black!

    ROTFLMAO !!!

  29. avatar Achmad Sudarsono says:

    IamIsaid,

    Cube is merely my borther and ally in a struggle to liberate my people from the White Man.

  30. avatar Dragonwall says:

    No. I think he is turning yellow. The number 1 yellow.

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