Upper & Lower Body Pride

Jul 25th, 2011, in IM Posts, by

Indonesia ranks at the bottom for both womanly upper body pride and its manly lower counterpart.

A map of the world by breast size, with Indonesia ranking at the bottom in the modest A cup category along with the rest of east Asia and ample swathes of Africa:

World Breast Map
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And in the interests of 'gender equality', and to plumb the depths pleasantly further, a world map of penis size:

Penis Size World Map

Some researchers with too much public funding have even made connections between average John Thomas size and rates of economic growth:

Penis Size & Economic Growth

Indonesia would seem to be under-performing based on these measurements.


128 Comments on “Upper & Lower Body Pride”

  1. avatar deta says:

    The last chart is rather interesting as it shows negative correlation between GDP growth and male organ size (maybe because the bigger the size, the more time they spend for reproduction activities than anything else). But that four dots on the upper left of the chart that represent the countries with high GDP growth, yet less well-endowed in the pants – including Japan and Singapore – I think is the cause of bias on the set of data, hence bias on the overall result. Not quite a penetrating (pun) research, I suppose.

  2. avatar stevo says:

    Now here is the type of subject IM readers can really get there teeth into. This one may challenge Dating Indonesian Girls!

    The Indonesian ladies may have petite upper parts, but they are in proportion to their lower half and they look great.

    The key is “Proportion”

    I will defer to Deta on the remaining matters ;)

  3. avatar Lady bird says:

    The rank color (orange, North America) show the biggest,, I believe that!! Biggest breast (silicon), biggest body (ass),,,hahaha.

  4. avatar Chris says:

    According to the chart below, 0.2 is a “small” correlation (no pun intended), i.e. there isn’t an obvious relationship between the two factors.

    However it does also say:

    The interpretation of a correlation coefficient depends on the context and purposes. A correlation of 0.9 may be very low if one is verifying a physical law using high-quality instruments, but may be regarded as very high in the social sciences where there may be a greater contribution from complicating factors.

    In real English, what that means there may be other things that affect organ size than GDP – e.g. Japan’s recent economic malaise may change any future research – but any correlation/relationship between the two could be meaningful or important.

  5. avatar BrotherMouzone says:

    @ Chris

    I’ve read about this study before and I’m fairly sure it was meant to be a bit of fun – something to demonstrate that correlation isn’t causation.

    A study on average penis size vs female happiness however could make a claim towards causation…

  6. avatar Oigal says:

    I want to see one that compares various radical groups, political groups and bloggers.
    pks vs kkk vs fpi for instance, I strongly suspect size or inability to rise to the occasion is the key motivator for these sad, angry but ultimately pathetic organizations.

    Mmmm….not a bad ideas for a spoof blog post, should be able to upset all of my usuals annoyances in one go. :-)

  7. avatar David says:

    In real English, what that means there may be other things that affect organ size than GDP

    Actually I had thought they were looking at it from the other angle, that organ size has a relationship with economic wealth, the smaller the organ on average the wealthier the people.

  8. avatar timdog says:

    um… gosh… I hate to mention this, and I MUST stress that, as a good liberal I regard the entire concept of IQ tests as fundamentally flawed, culturally skewed, and pretty well useless (I mean, how can you possibly quantify such key aspects of “intelligence” as common sense, imagination and empathy, for example?), but… oh lordy, here goes: anyone noticed the inverse correlation between (alleged) average penis size and average IQ?

  9. avatar Lairedion says:

    What more to notice:

    – Small breast in Africa. I liked to think the opposite.
    – Kiwi men beating Aussies and Yanks. Thanks to Maori I guess.
    – What does the recent secession of South Sudan mean for the average length of Sudanese?
    – Correlation between Russian-style sex and breast size.

    Last but not least:

    – British men too ashamed to take part in this research ;-)

  10. avatar agan says:

    I’ll bet my last tongkat ali roofie that
    most ladies are willing to compromise
    for they know nobody is perfect (except for a certain ukulele player:))

    BM: “I’ve read about this study before and I’m fairly sure it was meant to be a bit of fun – something to demonstrate that correlation isn’t causation.&gtA study on average penis size vs female happiness however could make a claim towards causation”

  11. avatar Endo Hanafi says:

    As an Indonesian, I, at least for this very time, will argue that size does not matter….lol.

  12. avatar jon says:

    Indonesian women are the Official Goddesses of the World! Sweet and Beautiful and So much more……

    jon

  13. avatar reville says:

    ill take a delectable A cup over a saggy D anyday :D
    And im sure women dont mind an average Member as long as its Hard, isnt too shy or too quick ;)

    id like to see a comparison between female sexual happiness and Cunnilingus
    Ive noticed Indonesian men dont go down on their women, and when these girls get a taste of it there no holding them back!

  14. avatar meilany says:

    well, im proud with my A cup, my man loves it so much and i wont have any back problem like most women with big cup do ;)

  15. avatar skannang says:

    It’s nice to hear meilany..God has given us something Pre-planned..Hope he will do the rest of our happiness!

  16. avatar Chris says:

    Strange but true related story from South Korea about Indonesia’s national airline, Garuda:

    Anger over airline’s ‘breast check-ups’

    Would-be flight attendants in South Korea have accused Indonesia’s national airline of making them strip nearly naked and have their breasts handled in medical check-ups, provoking a storm of criticism.

    Several dozen candidates for 18 highly-coveted female flight attendant positions with Garuda Indonesia were required to strip down to their panties to screen out those with tattoos or breast implants, one applicant said.

    She declined to be named, saying she was still waiting to hear whether she had got a job after the tests last month.

    “The hand examination on breast was held since those with implants can have health issues when air pressure falls during flights,” Yonhap news agency quoted an airline official as saying.

    Cabin crew are banned from having tattoos and workers hired in other countries such as Japan and Australia were also subject to a similar process, the agency quoted the official as saying.

    But the move baffled industry peers and angered women’s rights groups, which called the process unnecessary and intrusive.

    Kim Da-Mi, a Seoul-based activist with the Sexual Violence Relief Centre, urged the state human rights agency to take action, saying: “I wonder if such a practice is acceptable in Indonesia.”

    Indonesia has the world’s largest Muslim-majority population.

    “We’ve never heard of or done such check-up on flight attendants,” said a spokesman for South Korea’s flag carrier Korean Air, calling the Jakarta-based airline’s tests “bizarre”.

    “I wonder if that means passengers with breast implants should not fly also,” he said.

    A spokesman for Garuda Indonesia’s Seoul office said the medical tests should have followed routine procedures, which do not include such examinations.

    “We are investigating the matter by questioning managers and the doctor who was in charge of the check-up … This is very embarrassing,” Park Sung-Hyun said.

    Competition for flight attendant jobs is fierce in South Korea, where the role is seen as offering high pay and travel opportunities, and thousands of young women prepare for years before applying for vacancies.

    Source: Sydney Morning Herald

  17. avatar Lomboksurfer says:

    Chris said “Competition for flight attendant jobs is fierce in South Korea”

    Not as bloody fierce as it is in Indonesia for the Garuda flight attendent examiners position! Bloody hell! LOL

  18. avatar ded says:

    I’m ded @Jakarta

  19. avatar bonni says:

    That map of the world by breast size is not really accurate… :P

  20. avatar Oigal says:

    Why would anyone be surprised, it was only a couple of years ago (and may still be the case) that females who wanted to be police recruits beside having to pay the bribe to sit the test also had to have a virginity exam.

  21. avatar bonni says:

    Yes, true, Oigal. Gosh, I failed that exam.

  22. avatar Oigal says:

    And yet some twits tend to say there is no gender issues in Indonesia…hello earth calling..

  23. avatar stevo says:

    They are only concerned about the ladies health…. apparently lol

    “The hand examination on breast was held since those with implants can have health issues when air pressure falls during flights,” Yonhap news agency quoted an airline official as saying.

    You gotta love Indonesia. How do I apply for that job :)

  24. avatar bonni says:

    Stevo, have some respect to the women… If not to the women at least to the breasts.

  25. avatar stevo says:

    Oh I like the whole package Bonni, trust me about that !

    Now I live a simple life of chastity, meditation and prayer.

  26. avatar Andhie says:

    Lol, this is so funny, i never know that the world has this chart.
    bonni, yes, man always respect to or for it. :)

  27. avatar Lairedion says:

    Some men lose their respect the moment women are asking equal treatment. We should provide those men fake breasts instead.

  28. avatar stevo says:

    Some men lose their respect the moment women are asking equal treatment. We should provide those men fake breasts instead.

    Poor Lairedion cannot even admire a ladies body without thinking of social politics.

    I look at a ladies breast and see something lovely, he looks at them and sees a platform for launching a social engineering program ! (And he thinks I have issues with women lol)

    Lairedion also suggests issuing -fake breasts- and clearly sees women as just a collections of body parts. Wow lighten up L, women are people too.

    The life of a liberal shrill is truly bleak and dreary.

  29. avatar Oigal says:

    clearly sees women as just a collections of body parts

    Or a “package” if you will.. :-) :-) :-)

    Oh I like the whole package Bonni, trust me about that

    What a funny little guy :-)

  30. avatar Lairedion says:

    clearly sees women as just a collections of body parts

    Or a “package” if you will.. :-) :-) :-)

    Oh I like the whole package Bonni, trust me about that

    What a funny little guy :-)

    Amazing how he manages to get trapped in his own silly statements, over and over again. :lol:

    By the way, I didn’t mention his name but apparently he felt he had been challenged. Indeed a funny guy…

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