Dhani, Mulan & Nice Young Ass

Oct 26th, 2009, in Celebrities, by

Man’s man Ahmad Dhani, on cowardly monogamists and what men want, multiple shapely behinds.

Lead guitarist of rock group Dewa19, Ahmad Dhani weighed into the polygamy debate recently, saying

Men who [claim they] are satisfied with just one woman are hypocrites.

This was because all men wished to have more than one wife in reality, no man could be satisfied with the same woman forever, but some men lived in such fear of their wives that they didn’t dare seek permission to acquire another. kompas


Deserve each other

Meanwhile after divorcing, or being divorced by, his famous wife Maia, and now having a relationship of uncertain legal status with another pop star, Mulan Jameela, Dhani says he is on the lookout for a second first wife, but that

She has to have a good ass.

Apart from a shapely rear a budding Ahmad Dhani wife must also have long hair, be fair skinned, not too tall, and under 25.

When asked whether current partner Mulan Jameela lived up to these expectations: detikhot

She isn’t white


66 Comments on “Dhani, Mulan & Nice Young Ass”

  1. Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Exactly, ET, it’s one of those ancient Koan-type questions that make the East so mysterious.

  2. timdog says:

    Mas Achmad –

    I can share with you when you visit

    Hot as that horny beast is, how could I ever live up to the fiery standards of lovin’ that you must have accustomed it to? Seksi I may be, but I’m sure my goyang2 capabilities don’t mach your own dizzying dangdut standards…

    … sate kambing… just a thought… Note to self: stop it at once you prurient little bastard…

    Where was I? Not in Peshawar. Peshawar is one of my favourite cities, and I know quite a few people there, but I am, fundamentally, a cowardly person (which is why I would never open myself to comparison with your goatly standards), so I steered well clear this time. I was in the Gilgit area in Pakistan’s extreme north, chillin’, seeing some friends, and looking into some stuff that happened there 140 years ago – I always leave the current affairs to other people…

    Then I was back in Xinjiang, wrestling paranoia, trying not to sucumb to the idea that China is the most horrifying country on earth, and trying to get to a spot on the Upper Yarkand River in the Kun Lun Mountains (same 140-year old topic). It was a failure, and a slightly uncomfortable moment at a remote Chinese checkpost on Highway 219 by the way…
    Now I’m back in “real” China, and on my way back Indonesiawards, with relief – I’m afraid Indonesian goats aren’t anywhere near as seksi as the Central Asian variety (and have you ever seen a “fat-tailed sheep”? Google it mister, you won’t be disappointed), but it’s far too cold here…

  3. Odinius says:

    timdog said:

    trying not to sucumb to the idea that China is the most horrifying country on earth

    How much time have you spent in DR Congo lately?

  4. timdog says:

    Odinius:

    How much time have you spent in DR Congo lately?

    Since when was DRC being convincingly projected as the pre-eminent, world-dominating superpower of the near future? See my point?

  5. Odinius says:

    Just saying…whenever things look bad, there’s still Congo!

  6. molceonly says:

    AHMAD DHANI… big ass pervert. my deepest sympathy for Maia

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