The Numpty Club, Numpties

Apr 5th, 2009, in Asides, by

In honour of Schmerly, some random pictures associated with numpties, or numptys, the Numpty Club…..posts are cut from the Campaign Posters & Billboards page.

Numpty, according to Urban Dictionary, is a Scottish term

Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

but basically means

An idiot, a silly person

36 Comments on “The Numpty Club, Numpties”

  1. Suryo Perkoso says:

    Couple of points Schmerly –
    1) You clearly have some resentment to all things Indonesian – apart from your “take-away” (TingTong Nakadandang) style wife, what is your connexion with the place? It is quite clear also what sceptic isle you have sprung from, though you won’t admit it, why not discuss a little about your country of origin for us all to have a good laugh at?

    2) Why are you so childish? There is nothing amusing in the never end flume of crap that you spout, please try changing the record.

  2. schmerly says:

    @ Bodoh Perkosos..

    It is quite clear also what sceptic isle you have sprung from

    Really!! And what sceptic scab did you crawl out from under?

    Your continuing to talk like a moron is lost you any street cred you may have had, you obviously don’t understand my post’s.

    what is your connexion with the place?

    Once again my business not yours.

  3. diego says:


    I guess Lairedion was right, one more week, you will be able to reach the level of DW.

  4. schmerly says:

    @ Dopey diego.. What are you rattling on about now?

  5. diego says:

    Okay, I’ll make that 3 days (not 1 week).

  6. Suryo Perkoso says:

    Schmerly – FFS

    Really!! And what sceptic scab did you crawl out from under?

    Your continuing to talk like a moron is lost you any street cred you may have had, you obviously donโ€™t understand my postโ€™s.

    Did anyone understand that? are you by chance related to Stanley Unwin?

    Try “you’re” and “has lost” and “posts”
    And you are quite correct, I do not understand a word you crap on about.

    Isn’t there an expat blog somewhere that you can post benign little comments on?

    Away with you- tourist.

  7. schmerly says:

    @ Oi!! Bodoh try and come up with something intelligent yeah? so you found a typo BIG deal!! now crawl back under your stone you moocher.

  8. schmerly says:

    @ Dopey diego… Try and speak in English instead of childish riddles yeah, if that’s not asking to much.

  9. diego says:

    Yeah…. ๐Ÿ˜€

  10. Lairedion says:

    Hello schmerly,

    My name is schmerly and I'm a sex maniac

  11. schmerly says:

    @ Lairedion.. LOL!! Well at least you made me laugh this time, I got rid of that avatar for a good reason, that I don’t want to go into.

  12. Lairedion says:

    Well, you made me laugh also.

    A simple Google search on “schmerly” gave me a fair number of links to Asian adult porn sites and forums and on one of those I found your avatar.

  13. schmerly says:

    Yes that’s why I got rid of it, the guy that used it is an Australian! I’m certainly NOT Australian, if you search you will find other schmerly’s to.

  14. Lairedion says:

    I just did a simple Google search on your name to look for your avatar and I got many results linking to Asian girl porn sites. I took your avatar from one of those sites and used it to post here without even referring to that particular site.

    If you want to visit these sites be my guest, it’s none of my business and I’m certainly not holier than thou. But your statement some Australian (who also lived in Indonesia for 16 years, has an Indonesian wife, has the same nickname and avatar as you) more or less hijacked your profile is rather pathetic.

    You seriously want us to believe it’s another guy? Yeah, right.

  15. Aluang Anak Bayang says:

    At least we now know the other side of him/her. He/she smells fishy.

  16. Aluang Anak Bayang says:

    LOL @ Koh Patung,

    Didn’t know that you can be funny sometimes .. hahahaha

  17. Lairedion says:

    Great thread,

    It’s no coincidence those 6 numptys bear a striking resemblance with schmerly’s original avatar.

  18. Aluang Anak Bayang says:

    Guess what I found.

    Signs of numptiness.

    – You correct others when you yourself are full of typos.
    – You type incoherent scribbles only you yourself can understand.
    – You randomly talk to people you dont know.
    – You do weird things.
    – You think you are the best but really you know you arent.
    – Your room consist of pink-ness.
    – You put ‘ly’ or ‘ty’ at the end of most of your words.
    – You dance around like a looney to your favourite tunes.
    – You sing into your hairbrush infront of the mirror.
    – You say things you dont mean but they are actully funny.

    OMG. Is he for real? schmerly [sic] is suffering from numptiness.

  19. joao says:

    @ Patung & Lairedion

    Thanx for the humpty numptys’ pics…

  20. DumadiSatrio says:

    and all this time I thought that the Numpty club was some place in blok m.

    anyway, to help matters along, there is a quiz you can take online,

  21. diego says:

    Umm… I just took the quiz. I guess smirkley was right, I am a numpty.

  22. Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Hey Lairedion,

    You must have a lot of time on your hands to be doing background checks on Schmerly on Asian porn sites.

    Good for you.

  23. Lairedion says:

    AS, took me 10 minutes ๐Ÿ™‚

  24. David says:

    I’ve done background checks on everyone.. ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. diego says:

    Iโ€™ve done background checks on everyone..

    Umm… allright…. Can you tell me the first and the last letter in my last name?

  26. David says:

    It was a joke Diego…but since you asked ‘M’ and ‘a’.

  27. Lairedion says:

    I thought it was “n” and “y”…

  28. diego says:

    Too bad Patung, you missed it. Lairedion got it right :D.

  29. David says:

    You’re not Diego Maradona?, damn……

  30. Lairedion says:

    For a moment I was also thinking of “d” and “l”. ๐Ÿ™‚

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