CIA & FBI Conspiracy Theories
Feb 6th, 2009, in Opinion, by Achmad SudarsonoAchmad wonders what is behind Indonesia’s trail of natural disasters.
The CIA and FBI are behind Indonesia’s Natural Disasters
Halo All My Seksi Friend,
As I was strumming Koes Ploes songs on my Ukulele in the rice fields this evening, I found the time to reflect on the recent natural disasters that have hit Indonesia.
There have been tsunamis, earthquakes, landslides, global warming, floods, and the threat of volcanic eruptions.
I wondered, as my fingers picked out the tunes to Koes Ploes classics, why all of sudden do we face such woes? Then, as I slammed back my 10th Teh Poci and 3rd packet of Gudang Garam kreteks, I realized.
The CIA and the FBI engineered them all to prevent Indonesia’s rise to the greatness of the Mojopahit Empire.
Sure, I wouldn’t be surprised if the MI-6 and other agencies were in on the act as well. After all, none of the world’s superpowers want Indonesia to reverse engineer all the U.F.O. technology we have buried in our ancient temples and ruins. They want it for themselves.
So, friend, there is simply no other rational explanation behind phenomenon such as the 2004 tsunami or 2006 earthquake in Central Java.
Consider this:
* Who else has the technology ?
* Why did the USS Abraham Lincoln, the U.S. naval aircraft carrier, arrive in Banda Aceh in 2004 so quickly? They didn’t come to pose for foto-fotoan at tourism objects, (obyek wisata)! I am sure they sent all their engineers and demolitions experts to ensure that the work had been properly completed. The same for all the other natural disasters.
So, as I asked when Engelbert Humperdinck sold his Harley Davidson in 2005, why God, why?
Seksi Friend,
Indonesia is gradually, quietly on its way to becoming a global superpower, and in, fact, the world’s greatest cultural force. Think of it — now we have shows like “Extravaganza”, “Termehek-Mehek,” and “Suami-Suami Takut Istri” ? Why were none of these shows nominated at the Golden Globes?
Snubbed at the Globes
Our movies, especially of the horror variety put all of Hollywood, and even America’s Indy scene to shame? What American film could ever match recent classics such as “Pintu Terlarang,” or “Hantu Ambulans,” not to mention the “Suster Ngesot” series, possibly the zenith of Asian cinema since Akira Kurosawa.
Hollywood, as we all know, has controlled the White House since Ronald Reagan was elected. Look at all the entertainers who endorsed Barack Obama! Look at the Governor of California, Pak Arnolds Schwarzeneggers.
Of course, I am just a humble poet and many IM matters are more learned than I am. But sometimes, it is we Rakyat, ordinary people, who see things clearly. I take another drag on my 60th kretek for the day. Now I sip my final Teh Poci and look forward to my nightly Jamu as I listen to the Tokek lizards cheep-cheeping away looking at the sun set over the sawah.
206 Comments on “CIA & FBI Conspiracy Theories”
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Abudabi says:
@ Desi Arnez
Finally someone picked up on my analysis. I am delighted that you, sister Desi, see the light. All the others just run circles. It’s all too obious that the constant sight of bare flesh poisons the mind. And that leads to problems from corruption to diarrhea (and malnutrition). DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE AMERICAN IMPERIALISTS! They know that! And that’s how they attempt to destroy us. But nudity also brings down the imperialists themselves, as the current economic crisis proves. It’s time to stand up, brothers and sisters! Let us all join hands, fight nudity – and save Indonesia!
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schmerly says:
@Abudabi..
Finally someone picked up on my analysis
WRONG! that crap is called RHETORIC! not analysis.
It’s all too obious that the constant sight of bare flesh poisons the mind. And that leads to problems from corruption to diarrhea (and malnutrition)
How long have you been having these delusions? has your psychiatrist recommended any sort of treatment that might help you? drugs, alternative therapies, trepanation Etc.,
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@Abudabi.. Take my advice and try trepanation, I think you’ll find it will help relive the pressure in your head, and let the demon living within escape.
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Humanlove says:
Let’s not resort to the blame gave towards other governments or peoples. If our lives are truely pleasing to God then He will bring us honor and protection. I think we should always look to our own obediance to God. Have our lives been pleasing to God’s eyes? Sometimes God has to shake things up in our lives to make us realize what is truely important. That is our need to please God and to love people. Our own sinful thoughts and actions anger God.
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Achmad Sudarsono says:
if our lives are truely pleasing to God then He will bring us honor and protection.
care to elaborate ?
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God is not going to be pleased with our community if many people are living lives in opposition to His will. How can God bless our community if we are not pleasing to Him?
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Are you on crack or just joking ?
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Looking to God for answers is much more logical than blaming government agencies for tsunamis, earthquakes, landslides, global warming, floods, and the threat of volcanic eruptions. Who really holds the power to do these things, God or man?
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Hi Humanlove, thanks for signing up on the site, nice avatar, better than mine, you’ve already met Achmad I see….did God create the fault lines where the earthquakes happen? Why did he put fault lines in some places but not in others? Or did He just set things in motion, and let the fault lines end up whereever they would?
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God’s ways are higher than man’s ways. We may never understand all of His reasonings. He is eternal and we are on this Earth only a few years. He is the almighty God and we are but his creation. What I do know is that we are to seek Him with all of our heart, our mind and our soul.
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Aluang Anak Bayang says:
Assalamualaikum
Brother HumanloveAnother moslem brother is always welcomed with his sensible thought. Islam is on a triumphant march around the globe.
Salam.
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Oigal says:
God has to shake things up in our lives to make us realize what is truely important.
Like burying little children under tons of mud…I will stick with Woody Allen “If there is a god the best that can be said is she is an under-achiever”
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Patrick says:
@Oigal- While Woody Allen is a comic genius he is hardly a match for God’s cosmic genius. May I suggest that you stop watching comedies and reading comics to get your understanding and viewpoint of the world. May I recommend that you get a copy of the bible and read the book of Job so that you can be enlightened as to why God allows tragedies and otherwise senseless acts to happen to human beings?
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euler09 says:
Very well thought discussion.
The big picture here is that some of you might bluntly spoke about CIA/FBI involvement in self described ‘natual disaster’ one should proof or at least comes close to proof it.True, many proofs have shown the CIA involvement in any country (including the fall of Soekarno in Indonesia), but for natural disaster, man, I’ve learned engineering my whole life and i am not sure someone could device such technology (e.g. mass disaster).
Why? Back in the old days, we know America experience lots of natural disaster and nowdays, scientists and engineers try to prevent them for future occuring.
Man, i respect your opinion but man making disaster is hard to believe.
About indo movie, all this scary movies are copied from either Thailand or India. Not all of them but some. I’m not sure if they will make to holywood since those actors and actress need more improvement.
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Cukurungan says:
Like burying little children under tons of mud…I will stick with Woody Allen “If there is a god the best that can be said is she is an under-achiever”
Pak Oigal,
How do you know God is under achiever, if you do not know what is God Goal.
So far I know God never promise to mankind that He will ensure that every Human will be life happily as their wish instead God already warn to mankind that their present in this world is misfortune except who ………………… because one day when the time come, you will regret why God create you as an Oigal and not a Gravel -
liked the woody allen quote!
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Astrajingga says:
Man, i respect your opinion but man making disaster is hard to believe.
I take that you didn’t live in Indonesia under Soeharto regime. Soeharto is a man, and he made a lot of disasters, millions have died. In Aceh, he created a far bigger disaster compared to tsunami, it was called: military operation.
About God, well, if we must believe in God, then God must be the same guy named Satan/Iblis/Evil. It’s only that God has always been blaming the whisper of satan that push someone to do a bad things. If it’s true that it is Satan who is whispering, who tells or at least let Satan does the job. I mean who let Satan operate on earth? Why not God keep Satan in hell prison cell or somewhere. Can’t God it? Doesn’t have the strength to do it?
All the killing, massacre, genocide was all God’s work. God can prevent that from happening, instead God only let it happens and told human that there’s something good behind all the disaster, man-made or natural. There’s an ultimate universal goal that God tries to achieve, a goal that human can’t understand.
If there’s a book of Job in the bible, ask why there’re so many jobless people in the world?
God is a narcist? God wants to be known as a sadist?
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Stupid Bule says:
Dear Achmad,
Although I wasn’t sitting in the rice fields playing my Ukulele. I was however relaxing in my ridiculously overpriced apartment just cleaning that wax from my ears, when I stumbled across your enlightening blog…
I found enough time to reflect on your comments…this time of reflection totalled approximately 4.5 seconds. I would have given it more time, but I needed to rearrange my sock drawer. (Priorities come first)
Sooooo anywho…..at risk of living up to my name’s sake, I would like to attempt to give some answers to your lack of logic and rationale.Firstly, I’d like to attempt to alleviate your confusion as to the rarity of Natural Disasters in Indonesia.
“I wondered, as my fingers picked out the tunes to Koes Ploes classics, why all of sudden do we face such woes? Then, as I slammed back my 10th Teh Poci and 3rd packet of Gudang Garam kreteks, I realized,the CIA and the FBI engineered them all to prevent Indonesia’s rise to the greatness of the Mojopahit Empire.”
Answer; Smoke fewer chemicals, turn off your TV, and try to drink more water…they’ve been happening for millenia…long before any Indonesian migrated here. Remember Pak, Indonesia sits on an unstable Plate techtonic, known as the Indo-Australian Plate. Indonesia was created from immense volcanic eruptions that are still continuing today above and below the Earth’s surface.
Secondly, to your statement that,
”After all, none of the world’s superpowers want Indonesia to reverse engineer all the U.F.O. technology we have buried in our ancient temples and ruins. They want it for themselves. So, friend, there is simply no other rational explanation behind phenomenon such as the 2004 tsunami or 2006 earthquake in Central Java”.
Answer; There are approximately a few thousand toxic chemicals in each cigarette you smoke…Smoke fewer chemicals, turn off your TV, and try to drink more water…
Oh and to,
” There is simply no other rational explanation”Answer; you first need to have a rational argument before asking for a rational explanation. I mean come on…! Do you really believe there is “no other” explanation…?? Begin by cutting down to 1 packet of cigarettes per day…
”Consider this:
* Who else has the technology?Answer; Master Zorg from the planet Tripton does. Master Zorg has always maintained that he Himself (or itself) was the original Zorgonian, who kept the technology from the evil Dragondonbarians, who were trying to use the technology to destroy the Universe….
* Why did the USS Abraham Lincoln, the U.S. naval aircraft carrier, arrive in Banda Aceh in 2004 so quickly? They didn’t come to pose for foto-fotoan at tourism objects, (obyek wisata)! I am sure they sent all their engineers and demolitions experts to ensure that the work had been properly completed. The same for all the other natural disasters”.
Answer; They arrived quickly, because they had hotel reservations in Bali, and didn’t want to miss out on any low priced T-shirt bargains.
“So, as I asked when Engelbert Humperdinck sold his Harley Davidson in 2005, why God, why”?
Answer; As it is well known that Engelbert Humperdinck drank alcohol way above the lethal limit, abused children-was convicted for cruelty to children and abandonment, it’s little wonder he sold his Harley…he probably needed the money.
“Indonesia is gradually, quietly on its way to becoming a global superpower, and in, fact, the world’s greatest cultural force. Think of it — now we have shows like “Extravaganza”, “Termehek-Mehek,” and “Suami-Suami Takut Istri” ? Why were none of these shows nominated at the Golden Globes”?
Answer; Turn off your TV
“Our movies, especially of the horror variety put all of Hollywood, and even America’s Indy scene to shame? What American film could ever match recent classics such as “Pintu Terlarang,” or “Hantu Ambulans,” not to mention the “Suster Ngesot” series, possibly the zenith of Asian cinema since Akira Kurosawa”.
Answer; Stop consuming your culture, and evolve. Don’t assume that people of Indonesia are as ignorant as you. Many Indonesian people cannot afford to pay to see a movie, they are to busy trying to survive…
“Hollywood, as we all know, has controlled the White House since Ronald Reagan was elected. Look at all the entertainers who endorsed Barack Obama! Look at the Governor of California, Pak Arnolds Schwarzeneggers”.
Answer; Turnoff your TV, and turn on your mind…
“Of course, I am just a humble poet”
Answer; that’s debatable…
“But sometimes, it is we Rakyat, ordinary people, who see things clearly”.
Answer; This is a direct contradiction of your earlier statement, maybe you should quit smoking, stay away from the Teh Poci, and listen more closely to the Tokek lizards chep-cheeping…chep-chep….chep-chep.
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My Dear Friend, “Stupid Bule”…
Firstly your name is a tautology, but it’s unlikely any part of you is taut if indeed you are a Bule.
I marvel at your naivety.
Friend,
Is it not true that U.S.-military ties were reestablished in the wake of the tsunami ?
Is it not true that Obama spent his childhood here ?
Is it not true that the Hindu “temple” the Borobudur is roughly the same shape and size as many of the alien spacecraft depicted in T.V. shows such as the X-Files ?
I see a force behind-the-scenes in all of the above. And no, I’m not a conspiracy theorists: it was not the Illuminati or Rosicrucians. Only global security agencies such as the CIA, KGB and FBI had the means to orchestrate all of the above, Friend.
Why are you so determined to deny ? Are you following the SOP of “Plausible deniability.”
Once again: it’s the only possible explanation, Friend, unless you really are as you say you are.
I remain, yours,
Achmad Sudarsono,
Seeker of the Truth
Poet
Ukulele Player
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Dear Astrajingga,
“If there’s a book of Job in the bible, ask why there’re so many jobless people in the world”?
You are a natural born comedian my friend…he haaAA haaa
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Lairedion says:
AS said:
Is it not true that the Hindu “temple” the Borobudur is roughly the same shape and size as many of the alien spacecraft depicted in T.V. shows such as the X-Files ?
Since when is Borobudur a Hindu “temple”? Is this another bule attempt to change Javanese and Indonesian historical facts?
If you wanna live your Javanese wet dream be my guest but at least get your facts right. I don’t have always time to check and correct your comments. 😉
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Dear “Seeker of the Truth” my new friend Achmad,
You really must cut down on those Kretek, they have fried your brain…
You have proven that there really is a missing link…
Well all I can say my enlightened friend is, a Conspiracy Theorist always asks irrational and illogical questions, in return for logical, and rational answers….
As for the truth…Truth can be found at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
I’m not sure as to what drugs you are currently taking, or from what planet you are from, but I and many other sane individuals are hoping and praying that you’ll stop talking.
Yours Forever and ever and ever,
Stupid Bule
Matchstick maker
Womaniser
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Yeah Achmad, get your facts straight…Lairedion is very angry with you for spreading evil Bule lies…Lairedion is even calling you a Bule…
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All the killing, massacre, genocide was all God’s work. God can prevent that from happening, instead God only let it happens and told human that there’s something good behind all the disaster, man-made or natural. There’s an ultimate universal goal that God tries to achieve, a goal that human can’t understand.
According some religious story, once upon time God was offering the brain and the freewill to earth, sun, cow and to other His creature but none of them accept those offering except the human, therefore, you cannot blame God anymore for the killing and disaster because God already gave human everything (brain and freewill) to lead and manage the earth in responsible manner and earthquake likely will not kill human if the human does not make home from the cement.
God is a narcist? God wants to be known as a sadist?
Yes because it is only God alone has right for narcist but how come you call God is sadist, if He dump or tear or break what He made by himself. It is like your mother make a cake, it is her own right whether she eat the cake or throw it to the garbage bin.
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Loved your comments on Woody Allen’s take on God Oigal…:)
The man is a bloody genius…
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Thank you Astrajingga for posing some very deep questions. No one will make you believe in God while you are on this Earth. It’s called faith! God gave us free will to choose our path and a conscience as your guide. You alone exercise your will to choose right from wrong. However He is a Just God and someday everyone will stand judgement for what you have done. I thank God that He is so patient though. No, there is not instant justice for right and wrong. Thank God for that, for the whole human race would be wiped out if there were. God give you this time to turn away from you wicked ways and turn to Him. But a time will come when it’s too late. Your whole life is a test that has the most serious consequences for passing or failing. The words that you are reading now are a warning. Turn to God now before it’s too late. What is too late? That is up to God.
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Stupid bule,
Not angry but sometimes slightly annoyed. Every once in a while Achmad needs a little lesson in Indonesian history and culture so he can continue his Javanese wet dream.
Humanlove,
Which god are you talking about? The Jewish, Christian or Muslim god?
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Odinius says:
To be fair, as much as Borobudur is Mahayana Buddhist, doesn’t it also represent a syncretic religious culture in which Buddhist teachings melded with Hindu cosmology and ritual?
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If they would create that such terrible disaster to Indonesia, they’ve should done it now. I’m praying for you mate.