How to Catch Ms Bule
Aug 4th, 2008, in Society, by Guest Writer
How to Catch Ms Bule
White girls (e.g. Australian girls) have a reluctance to date/marry Asian men. It is quite common to see a white guy with an Asian girl but less common to see a white girl with an Asian guy.
Why?
According to a blog discussion smh at the Sydney Morning Herald there are various answers.
Caucasian men are seen as more masculine (in that they are bigger, more muscular and more aggressive).
Asian girls are seen as more feminine (more petite, submissive, compliant).
Asian men are smaller, slighter, shorter and a white girl wants her man to be bigger than she is not smaller. She wants to look petite next to her big boyfriend not like an elephant next to a teeny tiny guy.
Elsewhere I have seen it suggested that penis size is a factor. Asian men are said to be less well endowed than Caucasian men (who are in turn less well endowed than African men). I am told by a white guy who lives in Bali and who has a handphone filled with the numbers of countless Indonesian mistresses that Indonesian men are reluctant to give women oral pleasure.
So, for the brown man who seeks to woo the white woman, the deck is stacked against you. This is not to discourage, merely to heighten your glory should you triumph. 🙂 You may need to learn some new tricks. Cunning linguistics for starters, chaps…
There are sharp differences between Ms Bule and Ms Indo.
Ms Bule will not ask you for taxi money, for shopping, for help with her rent or for handphone credit. She may even be insulted if you try to buy her dinner. There is no need to fork our for medical bills for her sick relations – the welfare state provides. She may insist on "going dutch" which means each person pays their share of the restaurant bill. This is not always so. Ms Bule is generally defensive about men buying her stuff initially until you prove that you are not a dickhead. Ms Indo, I suspect, might be gravely insulted if you expect her to pick up the tab for her own Long Island Tea.
Ms Bule is likely to be more adventurous and demanding in bed than Ms Indo. Ms Indo thinks getting naked, giving you a rub between the legs and parting her own legs is enough. Ms Bule will expect cunnilingus, will give fellatio and will expect an orgasm of some kind. Hopping on, sorting yourself out and not pleasuring Ms Bule will lead to your being dumped in short order. Ms Bule will be up for sex on the sofa, in the bathroom and on the kitchen table as well as in bed. Ms Bule probably owns a vibrator. If you are no good in bed, Ms Bule may well dump you. Ms Bule is likely to want varied positions (cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, spoon etc). She may even be up for anal but this is a minority preference.
Ms Bule will not tolerate you bossing her around in chauvinistic fashion. Though you are expected to read her mind and be decisive. (I.e magically decide to do what she wants to do.) This is tricky.
If you think Ms Bule is going to stay and home and cook and have your babies, you may be in for a shock. Ms Bule may have your babies and go back to work and put your babies in childcare. She may take a few years off and work part time until the youngest child is in primary school. She is unlikely to give up work completely to devote herself to family.
Ms Bule is unlikely to marry you unless you have lived together for a while first.
Ms Bule will indicate if marriage is on the cards by introducing you to her
friends and her family. However, it is quite normal for Ms Bule to have a boyfriend that never meets her parents. I have rarely introduced my girlfriends to my parents. Not meeting the parents is generally an indication that the relationship is not serious.
Most divorces in Australia are initiated by women.
There is no concept of the woman "following the man" in Australian law. Women have equal rights to men with regard to inheritance, property, voting etc. There is nothing like the differential treatment of men and women with respect to inheritance as found in Islamic Law. It is quite common for Ms Bule to earn more than Mr Bule.
On holiday, Ms Bule may fall in lust/love with a sultry eyed, handsome brown fellow with a smooth tongue and exotic turns of phrase.
My darling, my darling, you are so beautiful, I love you, I love you
seems to be the standard opening gambit of the Kuta Cowboy. White men never open like this. Maybe we should? Ms Bule will be happy to pay for dinner and drinks. However, when the holiday is over, she may not persist in staying in touch. She may decide her Kuta Cowboy was some holiday fun and leave it at that.
Ms Bule is more likely to engage in casual sex away from home. The double standard applies. The man who has many women is a stud; the woman who has many men is a slut. On holiday, lust can be indulged without paying a price with reputation. Tropical weather often inflames Ms Bule’s passions. For Caucasian girls – summer is breeding time to give birth in spring 9 months later. Humidity often makes them horny. It also often makes them exhausted!
All women look for "social proof". Some evidence that you are solvent and can protect and provide. A degree of assertiveness and strength blended with kindness and consideration. Given the differences in income between Indonesia and Australia, this means an Indonesian guy has a big money mountain to climb here. However, love can conquer all.
It you catch her eye with your looks and your clothes, you are quarter way there. If you can break the ice, be funny and entertaining and can make a girl relaxed and laugh, you are halfway there. If you can listen to what she says and keep the conversation interesting and entertaining. If you believe in yourself and believe that women should want you then you are three quarters there. If you are firm but kind, strong but considerate, know when to isolate and know when to kiss then you will probably get over the line. If you can show her an aspect of Indonesia, she is not likely to experience in a tourist brochure, that is a good opening. Heck, if you can recite poetry and play a ukelele, you might be in like Flynn as white men have forgotten these seductive arts.
All the above statements are generalizations. You will find exceptions to all of them. There are some white girls who want to be kept as mistresses who will ask you for taxi money, rent or study assistance and/or a regular allowance. Some white girls like to be bossed around. Some want to wear the pants in the relationship and have a subservient man who will remove garbage when ordered. Some white women will simply not be interested in anything other other than a serious relationship view marriage with a man approved of by their parents. A few are still virgins on their wedding night.
When it comes to men and women, generalizations are always less interesting than the particular facts. All women are different. No two are the same. This is what makes them a source of endless fascination!
88 Comments on “How to Catch Ms Bule”
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Aluang Anak Bayang says:
This is the most bias crap ever written by a Bule for the Bule audience.
I will specifically point this one out – cunnilingus
Brown men (or Asian men) do give oral pleasure to their sex partners, but are more discerning. We make sure our sex partner is clean, a virgin, and cute. Unlike Bules, it is no-hold-bar; regardless of sex, age and looks. Granny raping is common in Oz land.
Interestingly, perseus stopped short of mentioning Bule perfected the art of cunnilingus to ‘straw’ felching.
For Asian men: Cunnilingus Yes, Felching a big NO.
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Purba Negoro says:
Achmad lol.
Have the Balinese gigolos been telling you horror stories about their Aussie johns again?Or was it a Balinese orphanage?
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perseus says:
Aluang said:
This is the most bias crap ever written by a Bule for the Bule audience.
I will specifically point this one out – cunnilingus
Brown men (or Asian men) do give oral pleasure to their sex partners, but are more discerning. We make sure our sex partner is clean, a virgin, and cute. Unlike Bules, it is no-hold-bar; regardless of sex, age and looks. Granny raping is common in Oz land.
Interestingly, perseus stopped short of mentioning Bule perfected the art of cunnilingus to ’straw’ felching.
For Asian men: Cunnilingus Yes, Felching a big NO.
I shall let the rather boring Granny raping and bias nonsense fly through to the keeper.
I shall merely observe that given the size of your pornstar moustache, Aluang, I don’t doubt YOUR cunning linguistic prowess. Or indeed your ability to service a brace of virgins doing Reverse Cowgirl…
Remember your women are like fields. Go to them as you will. I forget which verse that is…
There is I am sure a hadith stating clearly that Reverse Cowgirl is halal. Well, there is a rather funny one for Doggy so there is probably one for Reverse Cowgirl… One for the scholars…
Anal is haram though. Not sure what the prophet has to say about felching. I will confess that I have no idea what felching is but then again I don’t have a spectacular pornstar mo like you… I can’t be bothered to Google it. I would rather you enlighten us, O mighty deflowerer of maidens…
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tomaculum says:
“Not sure what the prophet has to say about felching. I will confess that I have no idea what felching is but then again I don’t have a spectacular pornstar mo like you…”
Yeah, maybe Aluang can show us his sources (with pictures?). He seems to have so much experiences in such nice things. 🙂 -
@ perseus
You know that I am a Javanese moslem, so I can be anything from Animist to pagan or even singing halleluja next to you in a church. Good on ya. Just because a Brown man dare gave the thumb down for your filthy nonsensical white supremist pile of roos’ dung, you turn into an Islamic basher. No wonder Oztrich do not have brain.
Com’on, you know better. What is this – ‘Bules reign supreme’, ‘Asian women likes Bule because of bigger dildos’ kind of craps. This crap is for whitey readerships thinking Brown men won’t respond.
I am one Brown man who jetted across every continents, even had an brief education in Oz. If I and my brothers had not been fussy with looks, hygiene or if we don’t mind shagging Ozzie whales and cows, we would have impregnanted the whole school, female teachers included. Brown men are known for their stamina and large hardened dicks, probably a combination of our spicy culinaries and pencak silat breathing (like what Mas Achmad said). At age 18 as a school boy in Canberra, I have Thai and Fillipino spouses of Whiteys lining up for sex when their hubbies were at work.
I am in Brisbane at the moment and a few old flames from high school had rang up to rekindle some lovin just for the thrill of it. These are Bule women and I don’t think their husbands’ giving them enough. It takes Brown man to actually satisfy them.
Ps. I sense you must be jealous of my moustache, because you can’t even grow one.
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Aluang,
If you are a Moslem, then I do know that adultery with Bule women (or Asian women for that matter) no matter how willing is haram for you.
So, one way or the other, you are full of crap…
But I have no problem with you shagging Bule women or the Thai and Filipina wives of Bule men. Shag the planet I say. Provided your partners are willing, I have no issue with such actions. Your mullah might…
Go you hypocritical pseudo Moslem bullsh*t artist you!
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Oigal says:
I am one Brown man who jetted across every continents, even had an brief education in Oz..
Extermely brief and writing in english was obviously not included.
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Just like wild dingoes, they attack in pack.
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Woof woof! said Perseus
I notice you have failed to enlighten us on the true meaning of felching.
Nor have you produced the hadith that gives Javanese Muslims the right to commit Adultery with Bule wives…
We wait patiently for your relevant answers…
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@ perseus
I sense hostility here. Be civilised (wonder if that word is found in the Macquaries).
I am not a crusader of any sort. I desire privacy and discreet with my Bule lovers more than anyone else. I don’t bonk Ms. or Mrs. Bule out of vengence. They come to Brown men as discontented women and desperate housewives. If not for your arrogant piece of roos dung belittling Asian men, I would not have even bothered to response. Berlian Biru and Lairedion has debunked most of your craps. While you bask in your false sense of vainglorious white male myth, little did you know your ‘trusted’ spouse was complementing her sex life with an Asian man, the very race that you despised so much.
@ Oigal
If it can jerk you out of your seat, then it is good enough.
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@ perseus
Woof woof! said Perseus
Correction: Woof woof! barked Perseus
I notice you have failed to enlighten us on the true meaning of felching.
Just like Puppetry of the Penises, ‘straw’ felching is an Australian innovation. Yes, you are right. Ozzie are very innovative.
Nor have you produced the hadith that gives Javanese Muslims the right to commit Adultery with Bule wives…
As per Javanese version, it is halal if the Bule is a kaffir.
We wait patiently for your relevant answers…
Done!
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Aluang, the Mossad agent provocateur, wrote:
I sense hostility here. Be civilised (wonder if that word is found in the Macquaries).
Civilized is in the Oxford. I don’t use the Macquarie. Like Purbo I went to school in the Old Dart. Unlike Purbo I was awake and paying some attention at the time.
We whiteys brought it to you in the 1500s along with syphillis, measles, an even more bogus religion and superior weaponry. Well, the Dutch brought some version of these to you whenever they colonized you. I forget when and who cares… so five hundred years ago, dude…
Aluang also wrote:
While you bask in your false sense of vainglorious white male myth, little did you know your ‘trusted’ spouse was complementing her sex life with an Asian man, the very race that you despised so much
To clarify, I have absolutely no problem with Asian men bonking White women or White men bonking Asian women or African men bonking White women, Asian women, Asian men or all the above. So long as they are all consenting Adults, what do I care? Put on the Barry White and Lurve Baby Lurve…
As a wit once wrote: there will be no peace on this planet until we have shagged each other khaki.
Aluang the grammarian also wrote:
Correction: Woof woof! barked Perseus
Incorrection: Perseus is not a dog. He make indulge in some Doggy now and again but this does not make him a hound anymore than Reverse Cowgirl makes him a bull. However Aluang’s bodgy hadith do make him a bullsh*t artist…
(To be utterly pedantic, “woof woof, said” is an allusion to the Timmy character in the Famous Five. Timmy the dog “says” many improbable things. Woof woof is the most plausible and common of Timmy’s many sayings.)
Aluang the scholar also wrote:
As per Javanese version, it is halal if the Bule is a kaffir.
I can see why y’all are so keen on your local version of Islam. So malleable… so much easier to obey…
Soooo, I am a kaffir Bule, it is clearly allright for me to bonk Muslim Javanese women??? Inshallah, I shall put the archipelago to the Pork Sword! Durka, durka, jihad, jihad!
Methinks, Javanese hadith are as dodgy as three shekel notes!
Oi Vey, Aluang…
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@ perseus
To clarify, I have absolutely no problem with Asian men bonking White women or White men bonking Asian women or African men bonking White women, Asian women, Asian men or all the above. So long as they are all consenting Adults, what do I care? Put on the Barry White and Lurve Baby Lurve…
As a wit once wrote: there will be no peace on this planet until we have shagged each other khaki.
Clarification is irrelevant. When you jumped on your high horse, boasted and make false claim in your article, expect a rebut from Brown men. We are not Ostraya Blackies; persecuted, tortured and their womenfolk raped by your forebearers with no chance of fighting back.
Unlike cheapo Ozzie who frequented Blok M and seedy hotels looking for cheap or free sex and ended up with kampungan buck-toothed prosties for a quick fix; Brown men are discreet and do it in style. Desperate Ozzie wives, dissatisfied with their under performance spouses seek out Black and Asian men. The big fat ugly ones go to Black men; whereas those decent ones who know how to stay clean and look after their bodies prefer Brown men. Brown men do not suffer mortage or credit crunch like the rest of Ostraya men.
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Brown men do not suffer mortage or credit crunch like the rest of Ostraya men
Well that figures. You need credit to suffer from a mortgage or or credit crunch! Evidently you don’t have any…
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@ perseus
I don’t need one. My personal secretary and accountant do all that for me. I have apartments in Canberra and Sydney CBD; my eldest brother live in Albany Road, Toorak (one of the 4 Asian families with properties along that stretch); mine is not too far in Caulfield North. No, we do not have to worry about our mortgages.
In Brisbane, I stayed at the Conrad, all paid by my sub-contractors. Hey, be less hostile toward me. My Shanghai company supply hi-tensile stainless bolts and masonry anchors for your Ipswich Highway construction. Where would Qld be without me.
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Andy says:
AAB, yet anther Indonesian who was educated in our country and was able to buy properties but still finds it in him to bag the crap out of us. When will you people ever learn? Our generosity upon letting you in, study at our fine schools and BUY property all the time while our government hands over cheques to your corrupt government means that you owe us pal….ok Meaning SHUT UP.
I wouldn’t mind buying a few nice ‘holiday shacks’ in your country myself. No doubt I can afford it and regardless of the racist bigotry espoused by the likes of you and Purba, I would be most happy to spend part of my retirement over there. But alas your people are too scared to allow us to buy into the market. Another case of inferiority complex.
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janma says:
Now, now boys….. I’m sure you’re all, brown, white, black and yellow, very well endowed and possessed of equal stamina and skill with any woman who should have the good fortune to be on the receiving end of your attentions…. the only thing about you all that is small is your brains! now please play nice…
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Andy,
projection, tsk, tsk, tsk.
The law is that no foreign national can own property in Indonesia.In China, no individual- all property is leased from the State for 75 year leases.
Singapore has a similar lease arrangement too, but mixed property rights.Australia also does not allow legal property ownership to non-residents.
I know, I consulted with several solicitors before we purchased flats there- the difference is Australian government does not actively pursue this.
The first couple attempted to convince me I could buy property- but I later found out from different legal advice it was not recommended as there would be no legal title- as I am not a ‘resident’ of Australia.
If the government contested title- I would not have a legal foot to stand on.Thus- Australia shares very similar property laws to Indonesia.
Once again Andy- the hoof goes straight into your flapping big mouth.
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Aluang the bolt and anchor magnate and Mossad agent provocateur wrote:
I don’t need one. My personal secretary and accountant do all that for me. I have apartments in Canberra and Sydney CBD; my eldest brother live in Albany Road, Toorak (one of the 4 Asian families with properties along that stretch); mine is not too far in Caulfield North.
Gee, for someone who detests Australia and Australians so much, you own rather a lot of it…
Actions speak louder than words, I guess.
Of course, it is easy to be completely and utterly fake on the internet.
Lot of Jews live in Caulfield, Mossad’s man in Java will feel at home there…
Oi Vey, Aluang 🙂
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Dita says:
i thought this article was supposed to discuss how to get a Miss Bule?
funny how men are able to bicker profusely over something that is quite unnecessary.
you are so adorable, gentlemen. -
Albarr says:
I’m Albarr i would like to have a close friend from USA girl
if you’re one that I’m lokking for please contact me at:
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for your attention thanks -
Astrajingga says:
It would be no fun to discuss catching Ms Bule if there’s no sarcasm, ultranationalism, racism, and stupidity in it.
Janma, Dita, you got your point. All men, regardless their skin color, are all brainless.
Albarr’s comment says it all.
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Dr. Rose says:
Ms. Bule or Mrs. Bule cannot, I’m afraid, be any different from Ms. Indo when it comes to who is in-charge on the home front. This is old universal knowledge, not matter religion or geo. location.
WHAT is possible is this…..Ms. Bule and Mrs. Bule seek warm blooded Asian men that still have respect for the “ways of hidden” meaning and they seem to want Asian men that can embrace the mystery of MAN/WOMAN, no conscious-raising techniques.
Are Asian men up to this task?
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mets says:
@ Perseus…
Did you start this thread due to some personal issues (and in no particular order):
– you actually have no ‘swagger’ for the ladies
-you have no concept of respect/ equalities & difference in culture
-you may need some viagra ??Jst a thought!!
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rama says:
Bulwom? no thanks, I still like sex.
I cannot imagine dating one of that cold stuck up frigid feminist spoiled bitch.. they are good for nothing.
I can understand why gaming becomes very popular (and necessary) in the west. You treat them right and they will destroy you to pieces.. you treat them like shit and you’ll be OK.
Avoid bulwom like a plague (esp from this country: US, UK, Australia, France).
Date eastern European and Russian women and they are still a bit better…
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