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6:21 am
March 10, 2009


TidakMasalah

Santri

posts 23

embryo, I think I got played too.  In hindsight I showed the judgement of a 13 year old boy.  At the time, my intellect was telling me one thing, my "lower brain" was telling me another, and some other voice inside was trying to use "cultural differences" as the curtain in between!

10:58 pm
March 11, 2009


Suryo Perkoso

Santri

posts 61

Well, you may as well enjoy "it" whatever "it" may be, because you  sure as hell have paid for "it".

I'll be sure to say one for you next Juma'at which thankfully falls on a Kliwon this week.

I have trouble with all this "good muslim" bit, (no offense) when you are prepared to poke someone before marriage (nothing wrong in a bit of amput-amput though) – probably better so say that rather than being a good one, you are just a normal one like the rest of us.

Anyhow, back to the plot, there do seem to be a number of flaws in the story, and having cast my weary eye over your "lakon", I conclude that you have probably hit on a PerEk at best, and nothing wrong with that. A step up from a rub and a tug, and at least you have been spared the stories about her kebo sing kena penyakit ambeien ( her water buffalo that is suffering from piles), and have gone straight to the point so to speak.

Just make sure you keep Edi very much Tansil to avoid future disappointments.

11:02 pm
March 11, 2009


Suryo Perkoso

Santri

posts 61

I should add that for 2J, a pair of jeans, a new handphone and a good curry , or any combination of those things I too could become quite "tight" – tongkat madura is a wonderful thing.

A word of warning though, if her toes curl up rhythmically while you are on the nest, she has left her tights on.

9:56 am
March 12, 2009


TidakMasalah

Santri

posts 23

Your sardonic wit and the Indglish are both a bit lost on me I'm afraid.  I'm trying to learn but I suspect I feel about as stung as you intended.

Never claimed to be a good Muslim. But my failings are my own,  and not worthy of my upbringing. 

Don't know what "Edi" and "Tansil" mean and neither does my dime-shop translator gadget.

Thanks for your contribution.

10:25 am
March 12, 2009


Suryo Perkoso

Santri

posts 61

What failings? you haven't murdered anyone, you have just partken in a quick knee trembler that's all. If you need a book to tell you how to conduct yourself and what guilt you should feel the something is wrong.

Anyhow, back to the plot – we all pay for it one way or another, and you were no exception so just sit back and enjoy it.

As for old Edi Tansil, well the following links may help you:-

http://www.cca.org.hk/clusters…..chines.htm

http://www.indospiritual.com/a…..dini-.html

3:03 am
March 13, 2009


Lairedion

Santri

posts 44

Mas Suryo Perkoso,

Thanks for your refreshing and funny comments. Had a good laugh at it. Thumbs Up

10:59 pm
March 14, 2009


Suryo Perkoso

Santri

posts 61

Monggo, monggo. wes luwe nggak dolan bercanda gurau – pancen sopan santun !

I hope that poor TM doesn't "mengambil pagar" (take offense). Poor chap still takes us Javanese seriously.

1:44 am
March 17, 2009


Lairedion

Santri

posts 44

Nyuwun ngapunten Mas, kemampuan basa jawaku minimal. Embarassed

Aku dibesarin di Jabar (Tasikmalaya dan Garut) dan Sulut (Manado). Papaku (alm) bisa karena wong Solo kaya Mas Suryo.

12:03 pm
March 17, 2009


Suryo Perkoso

Santri

posts 61

Wahdu - ternyata Mas Lairedion wes entos !

Pancen Mas Lairedion  kawruhw boso sunda pepak?  

Pareng Mas.

9:45 pm
March 17, 2009


Lairedion

Santri

posts 44

Basa Sunda bisa, Mas. Dan isitriku orang Bandung asli… Laugh

10:59 pm
March 17, 2009


Suryo Perkoso

Santri

posts 61

Sepurane mas, kula nggak entos…. BoJo tok.

12:36 pm
March 21, 2009


Pakmantri

Santri

posts 18

Suryo Perkoso said:

Sepurane mas, kula nggak entos…. BoJo tok.


Nyuwun ngapuro mas, kulo mboten ngertos ……… semah kulo inkang ngertos.

Is that what you're trying to say? Rolling (tiang Jawi ……. nice try)

@Lairedion,

Kumaha kang, damang sedaya? Kami sakulawarga sehat, pengestuna.

Torang mo visit Holland, nyanda' ada doi kita noh ……. resesi. Scratch

1:13 pm
March 21, 2009


Lairedion

Santri

posts 44

Sadayana damang kang, hatur nuhun. Seneng kang Mantri aya deui di dieu….

10:39 pm
March 23, 2009


Aluang Anak Bayang

Abangan

posts 5

TidakMasalah,

Only read your today.

Yup, no doubt she is a prostie. 

1) Decent Javanese women would not readily jump into bed (and especially with a whitey).

2) Decent Javanese women would not want to be seen going out with a man, if she is not confident that it would led to marriage.

3) Usually parents are involved if you try to ditch a decent Javanese girl.

However, not all Asian women are reserved.  I can only speak this much for Indians, Indonesians, Vietnamese and some Chinese girls.

Japanese and Korean girl students are notorious for no-hold bar one-night stand.

You should be enjoying your best sexual encounter with her, but hang on tight to your wallet.  Not many guys can experience having seen a hottie, and manage to shag her.  It is completely different if you have to go to a brothel to pick out a chick.  Your experience was the envy of most warm-blooded guy.  Cool

3:57 am
March 24, 2009


TidakMasalah

Santri

posts 23

Having sex with a prostitute is the envy of most warm-blooded guys?

For me it's utterly humiliating.  And honestly, the sex was not even very good.  I've had much much better with no strings attached.  So if that was her job.. 

Anyway, since my original post, I've spent a lot of time getting to truly know more Indonesian people, and I've pretty much satisfied myself that I was a complete moron to attribute any of the red flag behaviour to 'culture' or 'language barriers'.

If any other clueless Bule are reading this:  Yes, Indonesia is very different from our native lands.. but not THAT different.  Don't be a fool.  If it doesn't seem right, it probably isn't.

9:54 am
March 24, 2009


Suryo Perkoso

Santri

posts 61

Post edited 9:28 am – March 24, 2009 by Patung


Pakmantri said:

Suryo Perkoso said:

Sepurane mas, kula nggak entos…. BoJo tok.


Nyuwun ngapuro mas, kulo mboten ngertos ……… semah kulo inkang ngertos.

Is that what you're trying to say? Rolling (tiang Jawi ……. nice try)

Bloody posh javanese…

Waduuuh. Nuwon sewu Mas….

Sepurane = nyuwun ngapuro = moon maap

Aku nggerti dikit nanging aku nggak entos…… 

le aku iku mamaku saka Luton, penolongku rata2 saka jatim, bojoku saka jatim karo lan pacarkuDevil saka Kediri… yo wes campur sari bae lah bosone…jowo keinggris2an  ambe jowo kasar,
ono sing entos jowo alus?

10:02 am
March 24, 2009


Suryo Perkoso

Santri

posts 61

Post edited 9:27 am – March 24, 2009 by Patung


TidakMasalah said:

Having sex with a prostitute is the envy of most warm-blooded guys?

For me it's utterly humiliating.  And honestly, the sex was not even very good.  I've had much much better with no strings attached.  So if that was her job.. 

Anyway, since my original post, I've spent a lot of time getting to truly know more Indonesian people, and I've pretty much satisfied myself that I was a complete moron to attribute any of the red flag behaviour to 'culture' or 'language barriers'.


Even when married we pay for it my friend.

And as for the sudden realisation that you had sex with a pro? Firstly, you expended jeans, handphones 2J and a good curry on her, that tends to suggest that whatever sort of girl she is, you have paid for it – next time try and get her to buy you a new DVD player, one of those nice travel kits for the car and egg and chips, that that way you know she isn't a pro.

As for “sex with no strings attached”, you mind you don't fall off the bed.

10:19 am
March 24, 2009


Suryo Perkoso

Santri

posts 61

Aluang Anak Bayang said:

1) Decent Javanese women would not readily jump into bed (and especially with a whitey).

2) Decent Javanese women would not want to be seen going out with a man, if she is not confident that it would led to marriage.

3) Usually parents are involved if you try to ditch a decent Javanese girl.

You'r not wrong in principal on those three point Ayunan Arek Payung.

I would differ slightly in that many more of the younger generation will play about a bit now before marriage – it doesn't mean that they aren't decent, just more liberal.


10:24 am
March 24, 2009


Burung Koel

Santri

posts 23

"I don't pay a prostitute for sex, I pay her to leave…"

Not sure who said this, possibly Mickey Rourke.

5:16 pm
March 26, 2009


Pakmantri

Santri

posts 18

@Tidak Masalah,

I don't know if she is a prostitute or not, but if she is, does it make her less of a person/human? Maybe she looked at you and she saw a decent person that she would like to make a friend  with. Everybody need a friend, yes? Maybe she wanted a break from her work and be a normal person once in a while and you've been chosen.

The only thing she knows how to befriend a man is the things she learnt from her work, so don't blame her. Maybe you should teach her on how to make friend the normal way.

And most of those gifts buying was initiated by you, right?

You have control my friend, it is all up to you.

Anyway, anybody could fall in love even a pro ………

Peace.



 
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