Voodoo Spell

Nov 16th, 2006, in IM Posts, by

The psychic Ki Gendeng Pamungkas has cast his spell on George Bush. The White House has not yet reacted to this disturbing turn of events.

At the Tugu Kujang, Jl. Padjajaran, Bogor, West Java, beginning from 11.00, today the 16th of November, the crazy interesting man who claims deep knowledge of the black arts cast a voodoo spell on the world's most powerful man, George Bush.

Some men from a shop that sells "supernatural" products laid out a 1x3 metre black cloth on which they placed all the necessary tools and materials needed by Mr Gendeng to carry out his dark, mysterious deeds. Previously they had cut off the heads of a sheep, a crow, and a snake, in order to drain their blood.

Ki Gendeng Pamungkas
Ki Gendeng Pamungkas, a rich witch doctor.

Thereafter Gendeng Pamungkas, whose real name is Issan Masardi and who is the leader of "Front Pribumi", mixed the blood of the three sacrificial animals and cast his spell, the whole ceremony lasting twenty minutes and attracting quite a crowd. It appears that the intention of the spell is to force Mr Bush to leave Indonesia quickly.

Oh it's nothing, I just want Bush to not be able to stand it [in Indonesia] for more than one hour.

A mild spell then, because the black magic wizard had received 2714 letters advising him to not send the leader of the free world to an early grave.

Not only Bush but also the Indonesian presidential staff (Paspampres) had a spell put on them. Gendeng hopes that the presidential staff will suffer some disaster as they meet and greet Bush on his arrival. No spell was put on the president of Indonesia, however - Mr Gendeng is not as crazy as his name suggests, it seems. [1]


25 Comments on “Voodoo Spell”

  1. avatar Dr. Waras says:
    November 16th, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    This sort of man was supposed to be staying in insanity institution but because of we got a lot of men like him so we do not have enough space for him
    We have no choice, sorry for that

  2. avatar 1ndra says:
    November 16th, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    We’ll see…

  3. avatar Andrew says:
    November 17th, 2006 at 1:29 am

    It is a stupid act and it shows the immaturity of whoever is doing it.

    Nevertheless, it’s interesting to see if it works :)

  4. avatar Tomaculum says:
    November 17th, 2006 at 1:56 am

    Why take it so seriously?
    Isn’t it easier to endure the life, if we still have something to laugh like that?
    Btw: I’m sure, that the CIA has already prepared an antidot against such attacks. They also have mighty indian shamans, aren’t they?
    And (like 1ndra wrote): We’ll see.
    Yeah, maybe they will find rusted nails and razorblades in his stomach during the obduction :)

  5. avatar Fanglong says:
    November 17th, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    This is distraction, hiburan : imperialism deserves more attention.
    I don’t even think “let’s see” : it’s all seen. The rich enjoy & the poor pay.
    I’ve read somewhere “Indonesia bukan untuk penjahat perang” : & I’m disgusted by “state reason”.
    Come on snipers, protect our beloved leaders against our love !
    Come on magicians, have us enjoy the show !

  6. avatar 1ndra says:
    November 17th, 2006 at 4:50 pm

    Just wanna see the show, nope I’m not supporting them both. I’m just a neutral :D

  7. avatar Baliwoo says:
    November 18th, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    Human being lifes depends on the Almighty Gods. Do not trust the magic if your faith is strong to the only one God. How can a humang being destroy someone life’s by such black magic power ?
    Trust your life in the CREATER !

  8. avatar 1ndra says:
    November 18th, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    Sure, but there’re many person who use others help like genie, satan, or you mention it.

  9. avatar Fanglong says:
    November 18th, 2006 at 5:26 pm

    Before “science” there was “magic” : what will come after science ?
    Shall we all be blown into angels or jinns ? Into inanimate particular matter ?
    “Matter” means “pus” : I prefer “mind” even though I don’t mind pus.
    Yeah, the funny thing with magic is that it doesn’t work : when it works, it’s called science, & when it does not, bullsh*t.
    Impressions, feelings, sense of this or that are nice but private : aspirine, antibiotics or interstellar rockets do not come from magic but from scientific theory + experiment.
    Do I think — pada pendapat saya…

    Be well, all of you !

  10. avatar 1ndra says:
    November 18th, 2006 at 6:45 pm

    Genies are real as I ever meet them

  11. avatar MAS MACHMOOD says:
    November 18th, 2006 at 9:38 pm

    We could only wish Mr Gendeng alias Goblok good luck. This publicity hungry trick only fit for those who are in the same mental condition. Your stunt is the most stupid Indonesia happening in a modern age and society.

  12. avatar Andrew says:
    November 18th, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    I guess those people only want the money and nothing else. Too bad the US isn’t running a charity or orphanage, like people say, “THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH”.

    I guess those people who protest are “exceptions”; at least none of my friends and colleagues are against the US; maybe because they are well-educated and they see the bigger picture.

    And I’m glad that SBY is open-minded as well.

  13. avatar Miss Indo 07 says:
    November 18th, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    Yep Bush cant stand bein in Indo for 1 hour,,not becos of ur spell mr gendeng,,but becoz of ur ridiculousness,,
    haiz,,

  14. avatar Tomaculum says:
    November 19th, 2006 at 7:16 pm

    Wait, wait, people:
    maybe Ki Gendeng Pamungkas is able not only to send rusted nails and razorblades to his victims, maybe his power is strong enough to send cruise misiles?
    Imagine a head line at the Times:
    Cruise misile found in Bushs stomach

  15. avatar 1ndra says:
    November 19th, 2006 at 7:35 pm

    I hope his damn nuke warheads :D

  16. avatar Satireist says:
    November 20th, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    Maybe it will be a very concentrated Tsunami? affecting only Bush…yes, that just might work!

  17. avatar Hassan says:
    November 20th, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    Tomaculum: maybe ki gendeng should send some wmd’s and nukes to Iraq, magically. then the headlines will show:
    wmd’s found in Iraq

    now that is news, indeed.

    1ndra: a good Muslim shouldn’t ask any genies and satans for help. it is haram to contact dukuns, as you may already know.

  18. avatar layman on the street says:
    November 20th, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    1ndra: a good Muslim shouldn’t ask any genies and satans for help. it is haram to contact dukuns, as you may already know.

    They say Solomon/Sulaiman son of David, asked the help of genies to move the palace of a certain queen

    Anyway, I think this man envies and wants to match the popularity of Mbah Maridjan, the man who denied the forecast of volcanologists that mount MerapI would soon explode, and proved to be right

  19. avatar 1ndra says:
    November 20th, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    Hassan: Absolutely!!!

    I know that genies and satans are there to “help” human.

    Read “help” as a way for them to distract human from Allah, they are gladly to help in this matter.

  20. avatar Ki Gendeng says:
    November 20th, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    Ki Gendeng vodoo doesn’t work.. bush still fine in good health n laughting with bapak president in bogor place.. so, maybe someone will start blame Ki Gendeng for faking this..

  21. avatar Tomaculum says:
    November 22nd, 2006 at 2:00 am

    Ki Gendeng (I’m sure you are not that Ki Gendeng and you surely have more brain than him):
    how do you know that his vodoo doesn’t work? The air force one was defect, and it was maybe an effect of his spell which is maybe neutralised by the Indian shamans Bush brought.
    Oh, and maybe the strong rain was also to be seen in this context?

  22. avatar Tomaculum says:
    November 24th, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    Addition:
    read a current news about this in Kompas 24/11/2006.
    :))

  23. avatar Magicworks! says:
    July 11th, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    I know I am a little late for this conversation but I am looking for someone to assist in opening my indera kenam so i can see spirits, jinns, satans, whatever and communicate with them. Why not? We are all from the same creator and therefore we are all related. All is possible. I am researching for a book and I need some personal experience of my own rather than only documenting the experiences of others. Thanks.

    Oh, and I have been to the venerable Ki Joko Bodo with just such a request. However, I am required to pay $1,500 US to awaken the jinn he put inside me (it was the Jinn’s asking price) and I feel it’s a little more than i expected. I’m not sure if I want to fund his next BMW sports car at this point. It’s not that i doubt him necessarily, it is just too expensive particulalry without any opportunity to ask him any questions about the process until I’ve actually paid. Hmm. Still, I belive there is someone who is genuinely able to help me out there somewhere! Black magician/white magician”┬ŽI don’t care, it’s all the same and comes from the same source, Al Hamdulilah!

    magicworks!

  24. avatar Isaac E. Marsh says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Dear Sir :
    My is Isaac E. Marsh ! I live in the U S A and run a little business, but my business is not during well at all. The business is very slow. I sit down all day, but highly no customer come in . And I got lot of debts to pay. So in this like I’m asking you to see what can you do for my business to pick up like a storm . If there is any thing you can do for me, please let me,so I can let you go ahead, to do to make my business move with a lot of sales and good luck. I need all the help to grow up in the business. Hope to hear from you soon.

    Best Regards,
    Isaac E. Marsh

  25. avatar Mary Gamble says:
    August 24th, 2010 at 10:38 am

    I want to know if you can help me.I would like to know if you can make a death never had happen.My ex-husband William H. Gamble died on 7/17/2010 from a heart attack.We were in love and was going to get married again.PLEASE can you bring him back to me.Make this be a dream that he is alive and well.PLEASE HELP ME.If you can bring him back i will you send you money every month.I hurt so much for this man,i love him ,i need him.Please ,please help me.I read books on voodoo and i know that it can be done.



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