Bulwom: Bule Expat Women in Indonesia

Bulwom: Bule Women

Feb 4th, 2010, in Opinion, by Dikkiman Sujengkol

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Burung Koel Says:
February 4th, 2010 at 8:26 am
I think I need a lie down.
deta Says:
February 4th, 2010 at 8:31 am
Aduhai mas Jengkol, can you kindly tell Achmad for me, that this story about bull worm is very seksi…
Dikkiman Sujengkol Says:
February 4th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Astaga and Aduhai !

Ibu Deta Yth.,

Guru Achmad is taking a sabbaticals stuyding Sufi spinning dance in the desert somewhere.

I will send him a pigeon for you !!

Aduhai ! Aduh SEKSInya !
bs Says:
February 4th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Fren Dikkiman,

What a great article!
I will promptly go out and urge all bulwom to visit Jakarta.
lcvs Says:
February 4th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
haha what a crazyness,

i date bulwomen for all my life now in europe, but in indonesia i find myself only dating indonesian born and raised girls or very sweet indo-chicks who have been raised in belanda and are on a tourist trip visiting the country of their grandparents who fled during the bersiap period. although for me in europe it’s no problem to date and make love with bulwomen, on bali i just couldn’t get my hands on australian surf gals or german stewardesses. i guess if they all were in search of the exotic experience they wanted the ‘asli’ version of an ‘indonesian’ man or either just another bule to have fun with under the palmtrees. quite strange experience for me, since it is again not hard for me to date white girls. at one time on gili trawangan there was this bule british girl who seemed very interested in indonesian men, but in my case, when she found out i was raised an educated in europe, i was not of any interest to her anymore. well, if i’m honest, actually on the other hand there was this one french blonde stewardess on gili and when she found out i had a dutch passport and could speak french, she was very willing to shiver my javanese palmtree.
Dikkiman Sujengkol Says:
February 4th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Very Nice Palmtree Imagery, Icvs !!! Astaga ! Aduhai !!!

Do tell more !!!
Dikkiman Sujengkol Says:
February 4th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Oh- and perhaps you could share with the brothers where these European Aphrodities congregate ??
Patung Says:
February 5th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Maybe most expat women in Jakarta are married, except the English teachers. Speaking of the latter there were two I knew once who I’d rate as 5’s looks wise and they were out once and one got groped by a dirty old man. The one who hadn’t been groped said she wanted to call out to the groper “Pick me! Pick me!”. She often complained of no action on the romancing front and she was once seen cornering some young guy who looked very uncomfortable about the whole thing.

This post got a lot of facebook traffic incidentally, I tracked one referral back to this lady’s page – [link removed]…. I’m guessing she wasn’t amused.
Dikkiman Sujengkol Says:
February 5th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
But no comment ?
diego Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 12:40 am
In balinese there’s a color called brumbun. I guess it’s quite close to the color of GSP’s hair.
Odinius Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 1:12 am
A lot of bules who go to Jogja are looking for a “cultural experience.” This usually involves a local paramour, whether of the male or female persuasion.
Dikkiman Sujengkol Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Mr. Patung,

Does IM benefit from FB traffics ?
perseus Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Bulwom gets more action – if it is possible – than Achmad Sudarsono after an unplugged Ukulele session at Jl. Blora.

This article has no credibility. How can any mortal get more action that the Virile Achmad? It is unseemly, nay, unthinkable to demean the prestige of Ukelele players with such slurs…
Patung Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Dikki, I guess, depends how you’re measuring things. Fb traffic is better than say google traffic because it often comes from your friends recommending a link to you, so there’s the social approval/group think thing which is so important…
justme Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:54 pm
You, obviously have no idea what you are talking about. There are plenty of BulWom in Jakarta that prefer Indonesian Men to those idiotic bule men who hang out at jalan jaksa and the like.

However I will say that not all bule men over here in Jkt are idiots, but 90 percent of them are. Drunken fools who have nothing better to do than lie and cheat to their wives/girlfriends and get pissed every weekend. Again there are the good ones, but they are very few and far between. And no I’ve never had a relationship with Jakarta bule, because well I’m just not interested and why would you be? If they are english teachers, they probably don’t earn much. And as for the expat bigwigs, they probably go for the local ayam anyway.

I am married to an Indonesian man and have been happily for 6 years. We live in Jakarta. We met in Jakarta. And I can tell you about another 10 couples that have done the same.

How about you do a little more research next time???
madrotter Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
tell ‘em just me, tell ‘em!!!
bs Says:
February 7th, 2010 at 1:56 am
Dikkiman, they’re biting today. Go for it!

@madrotter
I don’t know where you get those images from, but they sure are inspiring
Burung Koel Says:
February 7th, 2010 at 6:10 am
If they are english teachers, they probably ~~don’t earn much~~ ARE GAY.

Fixed that for you.
justme Says:
February 7th, 2010 at 7:50 am
@ Burung Koel hahahaha!

Well, you know you could be right. My workmates spend Mondays talking about how many girls they got to bring home. Probably all made up. (We are not teachers)

Not that there’s anything wrong with that – being gay (seinfeld quote).

I have a question! Why do all bule men married or single always go for the AYAM that look kampungan or look like maids?? Perhaps the prettier girls know what’s better for them?

Us bule women and well Indonesian women for that matter comment, omg why is that guy who’s OK looking, and probably a nice guy, doing with some local lady who looks like that! But then again maybe they met at Taman Lawang.
Dikkiman Sujengkol Says:
February 7th, 2010 at 9:38 am
@ Justme.

Thank you for the comments and congratulations on savoring the succulent Seksiness of Melayu manhood. Astaga and Aduhai !

But Ibu Justme Yth., I ever heard many Bulwom complain and complain. I think many heard it. Perhaps your radiant glow (Va Va Voom! as Achmad would say), will help persuade the Bulwom Jakarte as to what they are missings.

I got an idea also to write about Bulbar (Bule Baru), Bulbas (Bule Basi), and Buljor (Bule Jorok).

Maybe I should also write about Why Bule Like Pembantu – depends if IM peoples want it. We have many comment on why Bule Man go for pembantu look – buck teeth, black like Obama etc. But remember, even for accomplished Casava Casanovas like myself – variety is the spice of life ! Sometimes it’s good to sup on kampung fare.
Patung Says:
February 7th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Maybe I should also write about Why Bule Like Pembantu – depends if IM peoples want it.

Go for it (I still remember the Unspun and that person with a Vietnamese sounding name but I think he was American, controversy over this)

If they are english teachers, they probably ~~don’t earn much~~ ARE GAY.

Fixed that for you.

There’s another topic.
Zorobabel Says:
February 8th, 2010 at 3:30 am
buck teeth, black like Obama etc.

Is that kind of blatant racism even allowed on this site? People are unattractive because they have dark skin? Yeah, you’re really clever, buddy.
Dikkiman Sujengkol Says:
February 8th, 2010 at 7:03 am
Halo Mr. Zorobabel,

I think beauty is relative, and I just want to talk about the taste of the Bule. I don’t think I can be racist because I am Indonesian and I ever receive Pancasila training.
ET Says:
February 8th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Why do all bule men married or single always go for the AYAM that look kampungan or look like maids??

Do I smell jealousy here?
deta Says:
February 8th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
No, ET, it’s not jealousy you’re smelling. It’s Dikkiman Sujengkol
ET Says:
February 8th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
It’s Dikkiman Sujengkol

O, I didn’t know that jengkol had a smelly side-effect besides causing excessive leakage.

Thanks for expanding my knowledge.
Nay Says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
People are attracted to different types of physical attributes mainly because it’s different. There is no defining standard on beauty.

If I’m not mistaken, I think the attraction has been pinned down scientifically to the evolutionary desire to evolve with different DNA and attributes, or something like that. Best way of doing that is by mating with people of completely different genetic makeup.
Burung Koel Says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Best way of doing that is by mating with people of completely different genetic makeup.

That explains a lot of my Saturday nights.
Oigal Says:
February 10th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Why do all bule men married or single always go for the AYAM that look kampungan or look like maids??

Do I smell jealousy here?

Laugh..smell it…fairly reeks of it and highly amusing at that.

I am still waiting to find out what exactly does

that look kampungan or look like maids

mean.
Dikkiman Sujengkol Says:
February 10th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Halo Mr. Oigal,

I think kampungan is gigi tonggos (buck teeth), or dark or short. We call it ‘maid-face,’ or ‘Idabul’ (Idaman Bule), or even Selerbul (selera bule). Maybe Bule like it because it is something he cannot get in his own country ? I will soon write about Bules and Pembantus, but I think live and let live. If the Bule likes the tonggos, high forehead, from the village, why not ? Is income redistribution, ‘kan ?