66 Comments on “Dhani, Mulan & Nice Young Ass”
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Oigal Says:
October 28th, 2009 at 9:02 amActually we are insulting Goats..certainly as far as looks, voice and social graces are concerned anyway.
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Achmad Sudarsono Says:
October 28th, 2009 at 9:11 amDon’t knock it till you’ve tried it, Deta, with goats that is !
Va Va Voom !
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Deta Says:
October 28th, 2009 at 9:56 am@Achmad
What can I say….if goat is the only living creature you can crush with your charm….viva la vida my kambing lover friend! -
October 28th, 2009 at 10:21 amLike I said, Pak Deta Yth, Omni Seksi, but how could any red blooded many resist her (the earlier kambing) ?
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October 28th, 2009 at 1:58 pmPak Achmad Yth,
I am not a “pak” and certainly look more gorgeous than your dearest kambing girlfriend, according to human eye …..but still can’t turn you away from her, I believe.In the name of all animal lovers in the world, I’d say: treat her with respect, don’t mess up by saying that she remains you of your ex-girlfriend, be supportive when she has a bad fur day…..(iieeuuww….sate kambing will be out of my menu from now on, thanks to you, it has high cholesterol, anyway)
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donny Says:
October 28th, 2009 at 3:31 pmguys … guys …
please don’t compare Dhani with goats …
don’t you see … goats have feelings, too … they may feel offended …just kiddin … =D
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Lairedion Says:
October 28th, 2009 at 5:27 pmguys … guys …
please don’t compare Dhani with goats …
On second thoughts I agree, GOAT also means Greatest Of All Times. Now, we don’t wanna call Ahmad Dhani the GOAT, do we?
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October 28th, 2009 at 5:32 pmLairedie,
u need to work on the gags. x o.
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October 28th, 2009 at 5:51 pmLairedie? Who this?
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October 28th, 2009 at 6:17 pmRest my case.
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Patung Says:
October 28th, 2009 at 9:24 pmYes Ross I’ll plumb those depths sometimes….
are you not aware that the sensitive metrosexual is dead? Women no longer want this kind of thing. What they really want, what makes them all weak at the knees is to be treated BAD… I read about this in the Guardian so i know it’s true (I for one immediately threw out my moisturiser and cancelled my manicure). The new replacement for the metrosexual is the UBERSEXUAL.
I’ve been reading some game blogs recently, um don’t know why but never mind that, Roissy in DC and Roosh V. Roissy is not always for the faint hearted and the misogyny can sometimes ooze out of the posts but he can be pretty funny and entertaining….he has an Alpha of the Month award and Dhani might be a good candidate, here are some previous winners:
What I’ve learned…. neg at the earliest opportunity, say something, like about her appearance that while not directly insulting will knock her off balance and cause doubt, chicks really dig this and you’ll have one foot in the door, or so they say…also, when in doubt in dealing with a woman ask yourself ‘what would an asshole do?’ Then do that.
Then Roosh V, more of a commercial blog as he’s flogging his game books but still interesting. He gave a video tour of Medellin where he lives recently, said here’s the bar where I try out my game on women…..and over here is the whorehouse I go when I strike out. At least he’s honest. Here it is
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Burung Koel Says:
October 29th, 2009 at 6:08 amSort of back on topic:
This story got me thinking about what passes for “rock ‘n roll” in Indonesia, and how it’s marketed. I mean Dewa19? You’re kidding, right?
I get the impression that Mr Dhani is either trying hard to be “out there” or he really does believe his own publicity. Take your pick. Either way it’s contrived and derivative. In Indonesia, he doesn’t have access to the traditional behaviour outlets or excuses for rock stars of booze and drugs (not in public, anyway), so he ends up just looking like a wanker.
There’s a whole article waiting to be written on why Indonesian popular music is so crap* – and why its protaganists seem keen to copy and adopt all the “serious” posturing that goes with being a Western pop star, without the leavening effect of any humour, irony or self deprecation.
* I know there’s good stuff out there – it just never gets on radio or TV.
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hary Says:
October 29th, 2009 at 5:05 pmPersonally, I like Sop Buntut….
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Ross Says:
October 30th, 2009 at 2:03 amGado2 is tastier!
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Rob Says:
October 30th, 2009 at 12:27 pm@ Patung…
So, where did the yoga picture come from?
Ahmad Dhani just likes to see himself on the gossip shows, and this is just an example of doing anything to get there.
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October 30th, 2009 at 3:26 pmKangmas Achmad Yts (yang terseksi)
Have a nice weekend!
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October 30th, 2009 at 5:25 pmVa Va Voom ! Deta !!
Grrrrr-o-w-l-llllll !
Yeah Baby !!
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October 31st, 2009 at 3:08 amRob, ‘yoga teacher’ is what he calls himself….there’s a link in the paragraph above it [mutters to self] but here is the post http://roissy.wordpress.com/2009/09/22/alpha-male-cage-match-2/.
BK, I always liked Dewa19 until they got all wanky and pretentious and every album title had to have “Cinta” in the name, Kamulah satu-satunya, Kangen, Aku Milikmu, love ‘em. But I agree on the rock and roll front, or most things even approaching hard rock Indonesians are not much use, pop music in general or softer stuff I think they do very well though.
Here’s something on some underground music – Homicide.
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Burung Koel Says:
October 31st, 2009 at 4:53 amThanks for the link, Patung – that’s more like it.
I note that your article says Homicide are only the second Indonesian act to get 4 stars in an Asian Rolling Stone review. Maybe what’s also neeed is a more critical Indonesian music press/media, although I can’t see that happening any time soon.
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ultratupai Says:
October 31st, 2009 at 5:00 amNo Mr. Deta it is not jealousy you are smelling. It is goat.
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October 31st, 2009 at 10:13 amSeksi My Friends,
It is the late great Sri Pattabi Jois.
Mantappp!
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deadale Says:
November 6th, 2009 at 7:33 pmthis is a bit disturbing but it is true..
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Jon Fihelly Says:
November 7th, 2009 at 5:32 am“Men who [claim they] are satisfied with just one woman are hypocrites.”
Thats a big statement but it appears Dhani is not the only deep thinker here, I mean Thwanker.
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November 7th, 2009 at 6:20 amWow Dhali must be such a man and I think I might be very jealous of him because he is so cool and I want so much to be like him because I’m such a total wanker as well. Dhali is a wanker if he meant it and one if he didn’t just for saying it. And if he thinks that he’s the clever one by being provocative or whatever because he is making money out of it then he truly is a wanker.
Oh hi I earn a living by acting like a dickhead!! I must have fallen into this profession of being lame because I’m so good at it.
Ha hA laughs on you Dhali
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November 7th, 2009 at 8:15 amMr. Jon Fihellys,
I understand your misguided comments as you are the descendant of convicts and criminals, but as one of Indonesia’s leading poets, ukulele players, and cabaret singers, I have to advise you Mr. Dhani (not Dhali, imbecile), is a true legend. Islam allows us four wives.
It is hard for an Aussie white man to understand how powerful is the libido of Indonesian men. Such powers are partly due to drinking Kratingdaeng, smoking Kretek cigarettes, and secret pencak silat exercises.
I recommend you sign up to my ‘How to be Seksi’ (TM) e-course. The White Man can never achieve the mojo levels of the Brown man, but you can become much less girly by following my course.
Drs. A. Sudarsono
Ukulele Player
Pencak Silat Teacher
Poet
Pole Dancer
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November 7th, 2009 at 9:14 am@ Achmad…
I had not noticed before that you have added pole dancer and cabaret singer to your list of accomplishments. I will leave others with better vocabularies to deal with what kind of pole you dance on and your skills in cabaret.
But it is pretty funny that a descendant of convicts such as yourself has opted to adopt an Indonesian persona and then bag the descendants of other convicts. Yet, Jon could be a little less forthright and still forceful in the use and choice of words. But, if others are allowed to call it how they see it on IndonesiaMatters then it would seem only fair that Jon call it as he sees it.
Ahmad Dhani is not representative of all Indonesian men nor is he representative of Islam and the taking of four wives. He is though, in my humble opinion, someone who enjoys the media spotlight. So much does he enjoy seeing his name in print and on the infotainment shows that he will do and say just about anything to get there.
Gee, Achmad, it is not that hard to see or understand the powerful libido of Indonesian men. Let’s face it, a trip to any jamu seller will show you that there is plenty of support in terms of obat kuat for those who need it. Aside from that a cursory reading of Pos Kota will highlight how some Indonesian men deal with their super high libidos by choking the old chicken on public buses. It might also be the reason that the new Minister of Communication and Information is touting Indonesia as the porn download capital of the world. So, I suppose those that are not flogging the log on the bus are doing it at home in front of the computer.
@ Jon…
I think Dali was an artist too, but he is definitely not the same person as Dhani.
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Achmad Sudarsono Says:
November 7th, 2009 at 10:48 am@ Seksi Rob,
I don’t just call it as I see it.
I tell it like It Is.
And as I’ve said time and time again, I hail from Purbalingga, but live in a shack in the hills of West Java to gain inspiration for my poetry. Why do you think I am from Australia ? Because I am Seksi ? Because I have hi Mojo ? I do, however, believe, as the British colonial scholars did, we should understand our future vassals – hence my writings on the bawdy balladeer Kevin Bloody Wilson.
To show the spirit of Pancasila, I can give you a special discount on the ‘How To Be Seksi’ (TM) course.
Drs. A. Sudarsono.
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November 7th, 2009 at 10:54 am@ Achmad…
Touche!
But, I will pass on the “How To Be Seksi”(TM) course. As I am sure you will agree by looking at my picture, I do not need the course
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November 7th, 2009 at 11:00 am@ Mr. The Robs,
Yes, it is true. You have your own… Seksi.
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ET Says:
November 7th, 2009 at 1:02 pmAS
It is hard for an Aussie white man to understand how powerful is the libido of Indonesian men.
If Indonesian men’s libido is so powerful then why this obsession with jamu and obat kuat? Or is this a chicken and egg question?
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