Tsunami Caused by Sin

Dec 22nd, 2005, in News, by

Women may have been the cause of the Asian tsunami.

According to one Sharia judge in the Indonesian province of Aceh, where Islamic law has recently been instituted, women may have been the cause of the Asian tsunami that so devastated the province, as relates The Times.

The Holy Koran says that if women are good, then a country is good.

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The tsunami was because of the sins of the people of Aceh.

So said the judge while speaking at a gathering of women. It appears the religious police of Aceh have been singling out women for especial notice of late and have been using widespread fear of another tsunami as justification for their persecution of women.

Another tsunami is possible. The Holy Koran says that if humans don't listen to Allah they will be punished.

There are two ways of looking at this, one from the perspective that Islam has a marked deleterious effect on the mind of the believer, it makes him, well, stupid. Second, and perhaps more persuasive, is the way in which religion generally is used as a vehicle to gain power over others, and to gain rewards in this world.

In the case of Islam, for men generally, there is the power gained over women, the ability to enjoy more than one woman sexually in a socially legitimised way.

But for those in positions of authority Islam is indeed a marvellous gift, it enables them to gain an almost unassailable power over those viewed as sinful, Allah disapproves of this or that, whatever the enforcer of God’s will does can not be wrong.


41 Comments on “Tsunami Caused by Sin”

  1. avatar Rezorecter says:

    The tsunami could damn well have been caused by womens transgression;that is,if the transgressions of the women were high.Things like whoredom,adultery/cheating(in case of women),lies,deception,all negative thoughts,wills,or actions…which aren’t calculable by anyone but God(the 1 and only Omnipotent,Omniscient,Omnipresent,Allseeing-hearing-understanding-knowing-creating being.)Outcomes are based proportinately on the negative or positive input of an action.Only very few will understand these words upon reading them

  2. avatar DumadiSatrio says:

    @Rezorecter: Only very few will understand these words upon reading them

    You’re probably right about that

  3. avatar Odinius says:

    I never realized underwater earthquakes were female…

  4. avatar tomaculum says:

    The tsunami could damn well have been caused by womens transgression…
    Guy, he’s right. I Think the Tsunami in Indonesia could have been caused by Nyai Roro Kidul in her menopausal indisposition.
    And as Madagaskar at the east coast of Africa was a colony of Majapahit she wanted to show the world her power and domain.

  5. avatar Mike Oxblack says:

    The tsunami could damn well have been caused by womens transgression;that is,if the transgressions of the women were high.Things like whoredom,adultery/cheating(in case of women),lies,deception,all negative thoughts,wills,or actions…which aren’t calculable by anyone but God(the 1 and only Omnipotent,Omniscient,Omnipresent,Allseeing-hearing-understanding-knowing-creating being.)Outcomes are based proportinately on the negative or positive input of an action.Only very few will understand these words upon reading them

    Not getting any are you Rezorectum?

  6. avatar ET says:

    The tsunami could damn well have been caused by womens transgression;that is,if the transgressions of the women were high.

    I agree. They all deserve a good spanking and I gladly volunteer.

  7. avatar Arshad Bin Abdurehman says:

    May Allah bless you and forgive your sins brother Abu Sulaiman. May Allah also help all muslims and make the path to Jannah smooth. May Allah bless the families of all the muslims fighting for His cause.
    Wonderful information above. I had read about Malik Al Shabaaz, but never knew that the NOI and Wallace had also become orthodox muslims. This is a great info. I testify that there is no god but Allah and Mohammed is HIS messenger servant and Allah is Great.

  8. avatar Andy says:

    Arshad Bin Abdurehman Says:I testify that there is no god but Allah and Mohammed is HIS messenger servant and Allah is Great.

    And you my friend are a dickhead!!

  9. avatar Orang-Aus says:

    I’m more swayed to the earthquake been a natural disaster rather than the women’s sin idea!!

    Why do Indonesian muslims change their names to that of arabs??? Maybe they are the slaves of Arabs??

  10. avatar Oigal says:

    Only very few will understand these words upon reading them

    Yup..

    mmmm…There I was thinking it was caused by the earth’s plates moving…silly me

  11. avatar Oigal says:

    Of course, if whoring causes tidal waves and earthquakes..why were they occuring before man appeared on the planet..naughty dinosaurs?

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