206 Comments on “CIA & FBI Conspiracy Theories”
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Lairedion Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 2:33 amSchmerly,
No guts to answer my questions. Lame.
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schmerly Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 8:12 am@ Lairedion.. Listen simple simon, my previous post was deleted OK, now answer my question or don’t you have the guts?
also where is this swearing your on about?
Now either put up or shut up.
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schmerly Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 8:45 am@ Assmad and AAB.. Listen you pair of village idiots, when are you going to come up with something new to say instead of going back over the same old ground time and time again, or perhaps that’s beyond your obviously limited intelligence, as you don’t even seem to be able to work out if I’m male or female, you should read my post’s you might learn something! Have you got that Pinky and Perky??
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Achmad Sudarsono Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 9:20 amBpk/Ibu Schmerly Yth,
I have composed a poem for you:
For SchmerlyOh Schmerly, don’t be surly, don’t be girly,
Please behold the Garuda, shimmering in its seksiness,Oh Shmerly, your posts are wordy, (even turdy),
So please contemplate, the words of Soekarno.
Please buy a Batik from Sarinah,
And show respect to your ketua RT/RW,
even if you are an uncultured Bule.Surely, Schmerly, these bits of wisdom are pearly,
You must study the Pancasila. -
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 10:27 amMas/Mbak schmerly,
If youre a Brown man, then it is straightforward. As bule, how can we tell? In bule land, there are swingers, bisexuals, homosexuals, intersexuals, you name it. The reason you are cordially invited (repeatedly) to study Pancasila and our Javanese philosophy was to improve your quality of life. We care for you.
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schmerly Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 10:33 am@AS.. Listen you weird little creep, what you fail to comprehend is that people are laughing AT you not WITH you, so stop being a childish boor (as in a peasant or uncultured person)
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February 25th, 2009 at 10:40 am@ All,
A new verb, noun, and adjective.
Verb:
To Schmerly: a mild insult or abuse without offering any comment on the thread or subject at hand.
ie:
“oh, Purba Negoro, is schmerlying. He must be tired or busy. He’s usually much more spirited than that.”
“In a speech, former President Megawati schmerliedabout the government.”
“10th grade essay grade: D -. Unfortunately, this essay doesn’t rise above schmerlying.”
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schmerly Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 11:24 am@ AAB..
If youre a Brown man, then it is straightforward
Do you mean the banci’s that line the streets of Jakarta at night?
In bule land, there are swingers, bisexuals, homosexuals, intersexuals, you name it
But of course this sort of thing doesn’t happen in Indonesia does it? people who live in glass houses Etc., or perhaps you condone marrying under-age little girls, which is illegal in “bule land.
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schmerly Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 11:41 amschmerly is a name you halfwit, and there are many people with the same name, but now assmad has a whole different meaning! but it you seem happy with it.
BTW Your under the delusion you can write poetry, duh!! I’ve seen better from a five year old, now try and act grown up and stop being such a numpty. -
Cukurungan Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 12:08 pmyou condone marrying under-age little girls, which is illegal in “bule land.
Of course, the bule land is the land of weird, the bule illegalized of a honorable marrying process but they legalized a f*ck**g a little girls and a boys
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February 25th, 2009 at 12:10 pmSorry, to schmerly, Schmerly, but Proper nouns have been changing into verbs for hundreds of years in the English language.
Example:
He MacGuyvered a solution.
The following is a personal favorite and not really a noun into a verb, just re-christening an act. From U.S. sex columnist Dan Savage:
Santorum
(It’s too disgusting, you’ll have to look it up!)
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David Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Does he have kids? Poor them…
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February 25th, 2009 at 12:29 pmSeksi Mr. Patoengs Yth.,
Yes, he’s an all-American family man. The sins of the father may indeed be visited upon the sons.
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schmerly Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 2:18 pm@ Cuk..
the bule illegalized of a honorable marrying process
So paedophilia is OK with you is it? your the “weird” one.
but they legalized a f*ck**g a little girls and a boys
What are you on about? once again check your FACTS, I think you’ll find in the West you go to jail if you mess around with children, and kids in the West have a lot more protection from people like you than the kids in Indonesia do.
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schmerly Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 2:26 pmOld Assmad the village sage is still at it, why don’t you get a life you old fool, you go on like a gossiping old village ibu2.
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February 25th, 2009 at 5:57 pmSchmerls,
We tried.
We did.
You’re just not shaping up as the brightest star in the galaxy, sharpest knife in the drawer, most colorful feather in the Garuda plumage…
You know what I mean.
Achmad.
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schmerly Says:
February 25th, 2009 at 7:44 pmWhat a relief that is ibu Assmad, now you can go back to your gossiping and try and impress somebody else.
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February 26th, 2009 at 12:35 amMas/Mbak schmerly,
Thank you for clarifying. I thought 1st letter of name should begin with upper case letter; just as you said ‘islam’ should start with capital ‘I’. Or maybe only Asian have to write perfect English? You have to be patient with us because most Javanese like myself learnt our English from pirated American movies.
Have you read about Javanese philosophy from the link I gave you? It will be your lost if you refuse to heed my word.
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February 26th, 2009 at 7:16 amWhat are you on about? once again check your FACTS, I think you’ll find in the West you go to jail if you mess around with children, and kids in the West have a lot more protection from people like you than the kids in Indonesia do.
More protection does not mean that the chilldren and kids in the west are less molested than the kid in Indonesia as you can enjoy the link below:
http://heartlandvalues.blogspot.com/2000/06/never-ending-chronicle-of-church.html
Matthew Joseph Elliott, former aide to Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, was convicted of sexual exploitation of a child.[2]
John David Roy Atchison, Republican prosecutor, was arrested for soliciting sex from a 5-year old girl, then killed himself three weeks later. At the time of his arrest, Atchison was an “assistant U.S. attorney” appointed by President Bush’s attorney general.[8]
for your satisfaction please enjoy the link below:
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schmerly Says:
February 26th, 2009 at 8:33 am@Cukurungan.. Yes these crimes do happen in the West, and exactly as I said these people were jailed, in Indonesia you’ll find child molestation is covered up and largely goes unreported for fear of bringing shame on the family, so don’t try and pretend it doesn’t happen. http://www.unicef.org/indonesia/protection.html
but they legalized a f*ck**g a little girls and a boys
So where did you get the above information?
So paedophilia is OK with you is it?
I noticed you didn’t answer this one.
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schmerly Says:
February 26th, 2009 at 8:42 am@ AAB..If you don’t understand what a “spell checker” is ask someone who does.
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February 26th, 2009 at 9:02 amBpk/Ibu Schmerly Yth.,
Please continue to study the Pancasila in more depth. Much better you are showing Seksi Mr. AAB some deference as your senior.
Oke Friend ?
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TheWrathOfGrapes Says:
February 26th, 2009 at 9:32 amOkay guys – time out.
AAB – quick, ask me what a spell checker is…
A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers…
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew. -
schmerly Says:
February 26th, 2009 at 9:34 am@Ibu Assmad..same old rhetoric like a broken record, try and come up with a new idea, or is that asking to much?
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February 26th, 2009 at 9:52 amMas/Mbak schmerly,
So now you said you forgot to use spell checker. Okay that is understandable.
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February 26th, 2009 at 10:01 am@ all, don’t forget the new term invented yesterday:
To schmerly: the act of mild insult or abuse without making a comment.
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schmerly Says:
February 26th, 2009 at 10:07 amTheWrathOfGrapes.. brilliant LoL.
AAB
If you don’t understand what a “spell checker” is ask someone who does
Just to refresh your memory.
Stop being so bodoh!
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schmerly Says:
February 26th, 2009 at 12:30 pm@ all, don’t forget the new term invented yesterday:
Assmad self-explanatory.
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Desi Arnez Says:
February 28th, 2009 at 2:55 amI’m sorry that I only discovered this wonderful website today! I’ll be sure to look at back issues; Achmad Sudarsono, I must warn you that by telling the truth you’re putting yourself at huge risk! The CIA is an all powerful organization-many of us believe that the Alien Grays dance to their tune, not the other way around! Be careful, my brother! And hooray for Abudabi! He rightly blames nudity on the evil Americans. Nudity is one of the greatest problems facing Indonesia and the Third World today. Put some clothes on, in the name of Allah!
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schmerly Says:
February 28th, 2009 at 1:45 pm@DA…
He rightly blames nudity on the evil Americans. Nudity is one of the greatest problems facing Indonesia and the Third World today
That remark is a bit simplistic, wouldn’t that be nice if that was their only problem?
So all Americans are evil? I can see your open minded and not bit prejudice.
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