Kevin Bloody Wilson

Sep 11th, 2008, in IM Posts, Opinion, by Achmad Sudarsono

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  1. Achmad Sudarsono Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Rob,

    Be.

    Seksi !

  2. Rob Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Achmad…

    Even if I tried really hard, I’m never gonna be sexy!

    I did buy a new pair of glasses though, but they did not really work out, still not seksi!

    Va Va Vroom + Merdeka!

  3. Achmad Sudarsono Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Rob !

    Everyone can be Seksi !

  4. Rob Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Achmad…

    Everyone? I am comfortable with being beyond hope, hopeless so to speak, on the seksi front.

  5. Achmad Sudarsono Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    Rob,

    U just have to believe.

    I want to believe.

    Once upon a time, even Merdeka was just a dream !

  6. Andy Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Rob, thank you, I don’t think all are bad or evil but a greater percentage than usual seem to be compared to other countries I have been to. That said, I did enjoy my time there and it has it’s benefits for us (the foreigner). One being we can live a far better life than the average Joe (or AAB/Purba). Even a bum on the dole in Australia can move to Indonesia and enjoy a fairly easy life parading as a clown for kids for mmmm 15 million or more a month. Not saying that was me, I had a successful job and moved back as soon as I could sponsor my family knowing we could start a better life back here.

  7. janma Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    does anyone else notice it or is it just me….? but when someone on this forum says “Enjoy your weekend” They actually mean “Fall under a bus and die”.

  8. Rob Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    :D

  9. Achmad Sudarsono Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    Janma !

    Seksi Friends !

    C’mon…we want everyone to feel seksi. Don’t say such things…

    BTW — loved the tank top designs. Fabulous.

    And Seksi !

    x o .

  10. Andy Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 5:46 am

    janma-does anyone else notice it or is it just me….? but when someone on this forum says “Enjoy your weekend” They actually mean “Fall under a bus and die”.

    You are right thats exactly what we mean. Sadly, though, in Jakarta given the lack of safety on public transport that would most likely happen. A student of mine once said he saw a woman step off a bus in Jalan Sudirman and the bus took off before she had properly alighted. The bus dragged her under and the wheel ran over her skull and crashed it. In true Indonesian style he didn’t hang around long enough to see the damage he caused and the people just stood there laughing, smirking and saying or doing nothing.

  11. Rob Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Andy…

    Gotta say that standing around doing nothing, saying nothing, smirking, and laughing is not something uniquely Indonesian. I have seen Indonesians dive into help someone in need on many more occasions than I have seen them stand around.

    Hit & run accidents where the driver drives away is not something uniquely Indonesian. It happens in Australia. Admittedly, on a public bus in Australia this might be a rarity. Yet, there are occasions of children being hit by public / school buses.

    If you want to advance arguments about how bad Indonesia is you will find plenty of similar examples to this one that you can then generalize to tar and feather all Indonesians as being the same.

    To each their own. You are entitled to your opinion on these things based on the experiences you have had. As I can disagree with you. In the 15 years that I have been in Indonesia I have seen good and bad, far more good than bad, but in a similar vein in my 23 years in Australia, having been born and bred there, I have also seen good and bad, far more good than bad. I guess what matters is how you spin those experiences. I am the eternal optimist and have great hopes for Indonesia, if for no other reason that my wife and soon to be born son are children of this nation. I want only what is best for them.

    Enjoy your Sunday! (strangely enough this has nothing to do with you falling under a bus)

  12. Enigmatic Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    True the Chiense are the most dreadful racist of all:
    “one white covers a hundred defects” and all that tripe.

    Pretty ironic again. let’s just hope that the likes of PN and AAB are just the blacks who mar the cleaner name of Indonesians.

  13. Purba Negoro Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    Truth hurts these Chinese racists as their beloved masquerade as sinless victims for whitey massa’s Green Cards, PRs & refugee visas are exposed as one of their many lies.

    They hate to lose face to an uppity brown “muddy” but most especially in front of beloved massa whitey.

    “let’s just hope that the likes of PN and AAB are just the blacks”

    Quod erat demonstrandum.

  14. janma Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    janma humming…..

    I like chinese,
    I love their yin and yangese….
    theres 900 million of them in the world today
    so you better learn to like ‘em is what I say…..

  15. Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    Can’t reveal any truth as they are being censored. Maybe I will start writing some goods about the Anglo Bules when I can think of one.

  16. ron Says:
    December 25th, 2008 at 1:52 am

    I think this guy is just great, such bad words but put in a way to make it not offensive, roll on another 20 years, good on ya Kev.

  17. ET Says:
    December 28th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    AAB said

    Many Asians who have not been to Ostraya visualize a land of immense beauty with great cultured people like Europe and America. The moment the plane landed, you will be sprayed with insecticide; non-White person would be asked to step aside and interrogated and fill in intimidating forms.

    Don’t believe that only non-White persons receive this Australian welcome-treatment. My own experience as a non-Anglo bule was an intimidating interrogation about a permanent resident family member whom I visited at the time, long before 9/11. Although I came with a normal tourist visa – no sponsoring or prolonged stay involved – the interrogating officer wanted to know if I had relatives in Australia. When I said yes he then started to ask questions about this family member, what he was doing in Australia, what he did before, how and why he emigrated, whether he was married and to whom, if there were children etc. All questions in rapid succession, suspect-interrogation style. I was under the impression that it wasn’t me and my reasons for visiting Australia that he was interested in but that he wanted to check up on my family. It was quite disturbing and I heard similar stories of prying into private affairs from other, also bule, visitors. In no country I ever visited, even the US after 9/11, I’ve been interrogated this way.

    But he didn’t ask for hadiah like they do in other places like ……… (fill in the dots).

    Nevertheless, except for some outback redneck ockers and sheilas, Australia remains a beautiful and interesting country.

  18. marcus Says:
    September 28th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    kevin bloody wilson is as funny as they come and if people dont understand him or like his sense of humour…DON`T LISTEN TO HIM……..keep going for many years king kev….

  19. Achmad Sudarsono Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Marcus,

    Can you tell us a bit more about how you feel about Kev ? Do you, Marcus, chuck browneyes ?

    I just found out Kev’s daughter Jenni Talia is following in Dad’s footsteps.

  20. Oigal Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Assmad, you are a bit like Kev yourself..keep on re-cycling the same material. Fair Dinkum from your infrequent appearances these days we expect better qaulity. Pull ya socks up and have a go

  21. Rob Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    @ Achmad…

    Yes, where have you been?

    Your infrequent appearances have had me thinking you are a figment of someone’s imagination that was almost forgotten :D

  22. Achmad Sudarsono Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Pak Oigals Yth.,

    I’ve been in and out of rehab for my Teh Poci addiction. I don’t want to go the way of Janis, Jimi and Jim Morrisson, all of whom OD’d on Teh Poci (despite Western media reports). I remember jamming Koes Ploes numbers with Jimi the night he died. He was planning a covers album, having prepared a pscychedelic version of “Hati Senang.” I never got over it, and the pain has fuelled my art since. Still, Oigs, we all have our demons. And as a poet, ukulele player, pencak silat master and philosopher, I’m more vulnerable than most.

  23. Oigal Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Much better..been some threads here I thought would be like rotten meat to a maggot and yest no ASSMAD…Very disappointing.
    I even found my self agreeing with Ross..although his “religions are boon to mankind” begs further attention at a later date.

  24. Achmad Sudarsono Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Rest assured, Oigal, I shall return in force. It’s true that part of my life is that of an unstoppable sex machine, a gregarious piece of public sexual property. But I also have an artistic temperamental side, which needs nurturing and times of solace and solitude. Don’t worry, old friend, I will return to insult you in the future. :-)

  25. manda Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Im sorry to say but I am from a little country town out whoopwhoop outback Australia and we are not like that at all I’m not racist in any way I was brought up well and like every country the racists are those who are brought up by arrogant or lazy people and kevin bloody wilson is a top comedian so you can take back your comments about “us” country people thank you very much!! we have foreigners here some of them are farmers and we respect them same as they respect us and if we want a “fried dimsim” then we go to the deli down the road and if we want gourmet meals we go to a restaurant like any normal person!! you can also take back your comment on “drunken yobbos / losers living on the dole” yes we do hav the odd couple of alcoholics but its not as serious as you make it sound!! I am a mother of 2 and I am on the dole because i choose to spend the first three years of their lives with them i dont want some stranger teaching my children to walk and talk when i can do that myself!! and there are people here that have no reason to be on the dole! there are slao people who cant get work because one they have a disability or two its not what you know in this town its who you know!!!

  26. manda Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    That was referring to yummy mummy’s post!!!

  27. Achmad Sudarsono Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Hi Manda,

    I am a Javanese poet and ukulele player, amongst other things. I am very interested in Australian culture.

    Could you tell us a bit more about your practices such as:

    * The art of chucking the browneye ?

    - We have many accomplished browneye chuckers on this forum, including Mr. Oigal.

    * How to “root” in the back of a Ute ?

    * Mr. Bloody Wilson also claims in one of his songs that outback Australians enjoy fart contests as entertainment (Festival of Farts). Do you, in your town, also enjoy such festvals ?

    I thank you.

    here is one of my most handsome pictures, Manda. I am also known as one of Indonesia’s Seksiest Men.

  28. Oigal Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Yawn…Ah Assmad, you really have devolved into a “one trick pony”. How many times have we read this same post now…yawwwwwnnnn..

    Ayo sport…step up or step out..

    Manda, Assmad is our resident troll and supporter of the crocodiles (the corrupt ones) and revels in the misery of others as long as it can support any pathetic straw man point he is trying to justify. He has been somewhat reluctant to reveal his reasons for this, leading most to suspect he grovels for the scraps cast aside by the said crocodiles at the expense of any principles or sense of intellectual honesty he may have once possessed.

    About as Javanese as a blue tongue lizard and of significantly less worth, he has dipped his festering toe in some Australian education (paid for by others) however his depth and application of knowledge could be at best compared to a starving Komodo, rancid, vicious and in dire need of substance. Simply unable to carry any debate beyond the inane and insult, his lack of knowledge of any pivotal point in the culture or history of Indonesia and Australia displays an ignorance of world affairs could only be beaten by the most ignorant god botherer in the deepest cave of Afghanistan. The self imposed stupidity and intellectual laziness only reinforces the suspicion that he is an adopted and beholden creature of that small minority of pig ignorant, novae rich part of the repugnant and parasitic elite in Indonesia that creates so much misery for others.
    In short, unless like me you have not grown out of the somewhat immature pastime of burning ants with a magnifying glass, he is not worth a response.

  29. Achmad Sudarsono Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Manda,

    That’s Oigal’s version of a browneye. : P

  30. Oigal Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Is that it…Hoy I spent some time on that! Although a most impressive browneye if I do sayso myself in FIGJAM sort of way.

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