133 Comments on “Argument Topics”
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Achmad Sudarsono Says:
September 11th, 2008 at 4:22 pmOigsie,
Time for an update, and maybe a bit of a timewarp, pal.
Words like “diddums,” “zinger” and “office johnny,” just mark for you for someone who’s way overdue for a double dose of the blue pills aka obat kuat aka viagra, and time to sign up for a plot of land near the ancestors.
Just trying to help, Old Chummy-Chum-Chumbi-Wum-Wum.
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Purba Negoro Says:
September 11th, 2008 at 10:30 pmLol.
Andy- yes you do a peerless job insulting yourself without our help.
Please keep it up- otherwise we all may have to actually do proper work instead of wasting time on internet.
Yet another slow day.How close to approaching the gates of Hell are you, by the way?
I am guessing you are age… 30 or less. Maybe 30 going on 7.Probably 180 cm tall, average build to chubby- Irish background- probably light brown hair- no facial hair since wife insisted on removal of porn-star mo as it tickled her so.
Enjoys football, cricket, barbecue and home improvements,
Am I close?
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timdog Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 2:27 pmPN – and you need to add to that above description the cause of his initial need to “go to Indonesia to be with my Javanese girlfriend”, and his then need, having discovered that said Javanese was not of the subservient, all-cooking all-ironing nature that he so admires in kampungan ladies, to replace her with another Indonesian woman (Chinese this time)…
In your above description would you care to elaborate as to what it was that rendered him incapable of getting himself a “real” woman back in Australia?Note: That “real” is not, whatever you may think, an insult to Indonesian women, Javanese, Chinese, Kampungan or otherwise; it is more a reference to the attitudes of socially/physically inept bules, the “sexual refugees” from their own lands, towards them…
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Oigal Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 3:04 pmAssmad..better insults ..keep trying.. go to the head of the class but don’t take your books you won’t be there long.
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Oigal Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 3:11 pmwow…that quicker than I though…wipe your nose Assmad and back to the back of the class with the other naughty spoilt brats..Timdog’s
attitudes of socially/physically inept bules, the “sexual refugees” from their own lands
is so much better although still taking the shotgun approach to hitting a nerve.. Cheap generalisations do cost points in the biting retorts and insult stakes.
Mmmm… Why are you in Indonesia..Answer..I am a sexual Refugee..(could get a few laughs with that..consider it pinched Timdog)
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September 12th, 2008 at 5:53 pmOigal – please use it, be my guest.
I’m not sure why I’ve never thought of the term before; it’s perfect to describe certain of the bules in Indonesia (Shotgun approach? Absolutley not! It was precision bombing a la the US Airforce. If there happened to be some colateral damage that’s hardly my fault
).Anyway, I shall resolve to use the term “sexual refugee” wherever possible from now; i urge everyone else to do likewise…
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September 12th, 2008 at 7:22 pmTim:
superlative slur- the Caucasian sexual refugee.IMHO (just learnt what it actually meant from son after 4 years of dimness): a very strong argument for some form of mummy issue.
He obviously requires a wet-nurse in addition to his hostel nurse for the mentally disadvantaged and aging ockers.Perhaps he’s a Frank Spencer searching for his Polly to put up with his comical blundering and to clean up his whoopsies on the carpet.
Or perhaps he lacks the mental accuity and manual dexterity necessary to operate a spoon, a microwave and acan opener.
Perhaps the Blok M bencongs are just plain too fussy.
Or perhaps because Indonesian law does not recognise gay marriage.Who knows- but it certianly involves deep-rooted inadequacies- real or perceived. He should start his Prozac and Valium meds again
I’m hedging on the real.
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Oigal Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 10:03 pmwet-nurse in addition to his hostel nurse Wet Nursing this would a more Asian or Western Custom then..(ho di ho) Do you really want to go into the Asian Males connection to his mother?
operate a spoon, a microwave and acan opener
These would be Indonesian Inventions then I gather?
Frank Spencer searching for his Polly to put up with his comical blundering and to clean up his whoopsies on the carpet
As opposed to the famed Asian Male’s reputation for cleaning up after himself around the house..
deep-rooted inadequacies
Well some one has them thats for sure!
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September 16th, 2008 at 12:39 amNo- but neither are spoons, can openers or microwaves Australian inventions either.
As there is almost no way of preserving food in Indonesia’s climate- we’ve become very spoilt and demand only delicious fresh cooked food.
What’s in the Coolgardie safe for dinner tonight, Oigal? Damper? Bully beef?
I just at one of our culinary inventions- sate or sarr-tayeee for Ossies (like whats sold in Coles- or is it ASDA- I forget-smothered in something disgusting like honey-soy or peanut butter (vomit) not correct sate sauce.).
How abouts some Laaaahhhhrrr-ksa?
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Oigal Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 10:22 pmWhat’s in the Coolgardie safe for dinner tonight,
impressive…haggis perhaps?
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September 17th, 2008 at 4:57 pmI thought you might share some bully beef so we can have some yummy croquettes…
Haggis- are you sure that’s not a weapon…?
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Oigal Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 12:15 pmHaggis- are you sure that’s not a weapon…?
It may be preety sure its banned under the UN Biological weapons treaty tho along with scottish kilts
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Leammerce Says:
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:42 pmI am here at a forum newcomer. Until I read and deal with the forum.
Let’s learn!
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