How to Catch Ms Bule

August 4th, 2008, in Opinion, by Guest Writer

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Purba Negoro Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 9:23 am
The bule forgets the most inefficient distraction of all:

professional sport and the rituals of sport-hero worship

As per Communism- what gave the West the Right to fight it?

Or are you opposed to brown men having the right of political choice?
salsa Says:
August 14th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Dude,

the way you write is so rude huh??

it’s just a way to get traffics to your website………

could you please just write something objective and nice???
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 17th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
This is the most bias crap ever written by a Bule for the Bule audience.

I will specifically point this one out - cunnilingus

Brown men (or Asian men) do give oral pleasure to their sex partners, but are more discerning. We make sure our sex partner is clean, a virgin, and cute. Unlike Bules, it is no-hold-bar; regardless of sex, age and looks. Granny raping is common in Oz land.

Interestingly, perseus stopped short of mentioning Bule perfected the art of cunnilingus to ’straw’ felching.

For Asian men: Cunnilingus Yes, Felching a big NO.
Purba Negoro Says:
August 27th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Achmad lol.
Have the Balinese gigolos been telling you horror stories about their Aussie johns again?

Or was it a Balinese orphanage?
perseus Says:
August 27th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Aluang said:

This is the most bias crap ever written by a Bule for the Bule audience.

I will specifically point this one out - cunnilingus

Brown men (or Asian men) do give oral pleasure to their sex partners, but are more discerning. We make sure our sex partner is clean, a virgin, and cute. Unlike Bules, it is no-hold-bar; regardless of sex, age and looks. Granny raping is common in Oz land.

Interestingly, perseus stopped short of mentioning Bule perfected the art of cunnilingus to ’straw’ felching.

For Asian men: Cunnilingus Yes, Felching a big NO.

I shall let the rather boring Granny raping and bias nonsense fly through to the keeper.

I shall merely observe that given the size of your pornstar moustache, Aluang, I don’t doubt YOUR cunning linguistic prowess. Or indeed your ability to service a brace of virgins doing Reverse Cowgirl…

Remember your women are like fields. Go to them as you will. I forget which verse that is…

There is I am sure a hadith stating clearly that Reverse Cowgirl is halal. Well, there is a rather funny one for Doggy so there is probably one for Reverse Cowgirl… One for the scholars…

Anal is haram though. Not sure what the prophet has to say about felching. I will confess that I have no idea what felching is but then again I don’t have a spectacular pornstar mo like you… I can’t be bothered to Google it. I would rather you enlighten us, O mighty deflowerer of maidens…
tomaculum Says:
August 27th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
“Not sure what the prophet has to say about felching. I will confess that I have no idea what felching is but then again I don’t have a spectacular pornstar mo like you…”
Yeah, maybe Aluang can show us his sources (with pictures?). He seems to have so much experiences in such nice things.
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 28th, 2008 at 2:09 am
@ perseus

You know that I am a Javanese moslem, so I can be anything from Animist to pagan or even singing halleluja next to you in a church. Good on ya. Just because a Brown man dare gave the thumb down for your filthy nonsensical white supremist pile of roos’ dung, you turn into an Islamic basher. No wonder Oztrich do not have brain.

Com’on, you know better. What is this - ‘Bules reign supreme’, ‘Asian women likes Bule because of bigger dildos’ kind of craps. This crap is for whitey readerships thinking Brown men won’t respond.

I am one Brown man who jetted across every continents, even had an brief education in Oz. If I and my brothers had not been fussy with looks, hygiene or if we don’t mind shagging Ozzie whales and cows, we would have impregnanted the whole school, female teachers included. Brown men are known for their stamina and large hardened dicks, probably a combination of our spicy culinaries and pencak silat breathing (like what Mas Achmad said). At age 18 as a school boy in Canberra, I have Thai and Fillipino spouses of Whiteys lining up for sex when their hubbies were at work.

I am in Brisbane at the moment and a few old flames from high school had rang up to rekindle some lovin just for the thrill of it. These are Bule women and I don’t think their husbands’ giving them enough. It takes Brown man to actually satisfy them.

Ps. I sense you must be jealous of my moustache, because you can’t even grow one.
perseus Says:
August 28th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Aluang,

If you are a Moslem, then I do know that adultery with Bule women (or Asian women for that matter) no matter how willing is haram for you.

So, one way or the other, you are full of crap…

But I have no problem with you shagging Bule women or the Thai and Filipina wives of Bule men. Shag the planet I say. Provided your partners are willing, I have no issue with such actions. Your mullah might…

Go you hypocritical pseudo Moslem bullsh*t artist you!
Oigal Says:
August 28th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
I am one Brown man who jetted across every continents, even had an brief education in Oz..

Extermely brief and writing in english was obviously not included.
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Just like wild dingoes, they attack in pack.
perseus Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 5:46 am
Woof woof! said Perseus

I notice you have failed to enlighten us on the true meaning of felching.

Nor have you produced the hadith that gives Javanese Muslims the right to commit Adultery with Bule wives…

We wait patiently for your relevant answers…
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
@ perseus

I sense hostility here. Be civilised (wonder if that word is found in the Macquaries).

I am not a crusader of any sort. I desire privacy and discreet with my Bule lovers more than anyone else. I don’t bonk Ms. or Mrs. Bule out of vengence. They come to Brown men as discontented women and desperate housewives. If not for your arrogant piece of roos dung belittling Asian men, I would not have even bothered to response. Berlian Biru and Lairedion has debunked most of your craps. While you bask in your false sense of vainglorious white male myth, little did you know your ‘trusted’ spouse was complementing her sex life with an Asian man, the very race that you despised so much.

@ Oigal

If it can jerk you out of your seat, then it is good enough.
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 31st, 2008 at 12:16 am
@ perseus

Woof woof! said Perseus

Correction: Woof woof! barked Perseus

I notice you have failed to enlighten us on the true meaning of felching.

Just like Puppetry of the Penises, ’straw’ felching is an Australian innovation. Yes, you are right. Ozzie are very innovative.

Nor have you produced the hadith that gives Javanese Muslims the right to commit Adultery with Bule wives…

As per Javanese version, it is halal if the Bule is a kaffir.

We wait patiently for your relevant answers…

Done!
perseus Says:
August 31st, 2008 at 6:43 am
Aluang, the Mossad agent provocateur, wrote:

I sense hostility here. Be civilised (wonder if that word is found in the Macquaries).

Civilized is in the Oxford. I don’t use the Macquarie. Like Purbo I went to school in the Old Dart. Unlike Purbo I was awake and paying some attention at the time.

We whiteys brought it to you in the 1500s along with syphillis, measles, an even more bogus religion and superior weaponry. Well, the Dutch brought some version of these to you whenever they colonized you. I forget when and who cares… so five hundred years ago, dude…

Aluang also wrote:

While you bask in your false sense of vainglorious white male myth, little did you know your ‘trusted’ spouse was complementing her sex life with an Asian man, the very race that you despised so much

To clarify, I have absolutely no problem with Asian men bonking White women or White men bonking Asian women or African men bonking White women, Asian women, Asian men or all the above. So long as they are all consenting Adults, what do I care? Put on the Barry White and Lurve Baby Lurve…

As a wit once wrote: there will be no peace on this planet until we have shagged each other khaki.

Aluang the grammarian also wrote:

Correction: Woof woof! barked Perseus

Incorrection: Perseus is not a dog. He make indulge in some Doggy now and again but this does not make him a hound anymore than Reverse Cowgirl makes him a bull. However Aluang’s bodgy hadith do make him a bullsh*t artist…

(To be utterly pedantic, “woof woof, said” is an allusion to the Timmy character in the Famous Five. Timmy the dog “says” many improbable things. Woof woof is the most plausible and common of Timmy’s many sayings.)

Aluang the scholar also wrote:

As per Javanese version, it is halal if the Bule is a kaffir.

I can see why y’all are so keen on your local version of Islam. So malleable… so much easier to obey…

Soooo, I am a kaffir Bule, it is clearly allright for me to bonk Muslim Javanese women??? Inshallah, I shall put the archipelago to the Pork Sword! Durka, durka, jihad, jihad!

Methinks, Javanese hadith are as dodgy as three shekel notes!

Oi Vey, Aluang…
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 31st, 2008 at 9:03 am
@ perseus

To clarify, I have absolutely no problem with Asian men bonking White women or White men bonking Asian women or African men bonking White women, Asian women, Asian men or all the above. So long as they are all consenting Adults, what do I care? Put on the Barry White and Lurve Baby Lurve…

As a wit once wrote: there will be no peace on this planet until we have shagged each other khaki.

Clarification is irrelevant. When you jumped on your high horse, boasted and make false claim in your article, expect a rebut from Brown men. We are not Ostraya Blackies; persecuted, tortured and their womenfolk raped by your forebearers with no chance of fighting back.

Unlike cheapo Ozzie who frequented Blok M and seedy hotels looking for cheap or free sex and ended up with kampungan buck-toothed prosties for a quick fix; Brown men are discreet and do it in style. Desperate Ozzie wives, dissatisfied with their under performance spouses seek out Black and Asian men. The big fat ugly ones go to Black men; whereas those decent ones who know how to stay clean and look after their bodies prefer Brown men. Brown men do not suffer mortage or credit crunch like the rest of Ostraya men.
perseus Says:
August 31st, 2008 at 9:31 am
Brown men do not suffer mortage or credit crunch like the rest of Ostraya men

Well that figures. You need credit to suffer from a mortgage or or credit crunch! Evidently you don’t have any…
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 31st, 2008 at 9:53 am
@ perseus

I don’t need one. My personal secretary and accountant do all that for me. I have apartments in Canberra and Sydney CBD; my eldest brother live in Albany Road, Toorak (one of the 4 Asian families with properties along that stretch); mine is not too far in Caulfield North. No, we do not have to worry about our mortgages.

In Brisbane, I stayed at the Conrad, all paid by my sub-contractors. Hey, be less hostile toward me. My Shanghai company supply hi-tensile stainless bolts and masonry anchors for your Ipswich Highway construction. Where would Qld be without me.
Andy Says:
August 31st, 2008 at 10:13 am
AAB, yet anther Indonesian who was educated in our country and was able to buy properties but still finds it in him to bag the crap out of us. When will you people ever learn? Our generosity upon letting you in, study at our fine schools and BUY property all the time while our government hands over cheques to your corrupt government means that you owe us pal….ok Meaning SHUT UP.

I wouldn’t mind buying a few nice ‘holiday shacks’ in your country myself. No doubt I can afford it and regardless of the racist bigotry espoused by the likes of you and Purba, I would be most happy to spend part of my retirement over there. But alas your people are too scared to allow us to buy into the market. Another case of inferiority complex.
janma Says:
August 31st, 2008 at 11:43 am
Now, now boys….. I’m sure you’re all, brown, white, black and yellow, very well endowed and possessed of equal stamina and skill with any woman who should have the good fortune to be on the receiving end of your attentions…. the only thing about you all that is small is your brains! now please play nice…
Purba Negoro Says:
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Andy,
projection, tsk, tsk, tsk.
The law is that no foreign national can own property in Indonesia.

In China, no individual- all property is leased from the State for 75 year leases.
Singapore has a similar lease arrangement too, but mixed property rights.

Australia also does not allow legal property ownership to non-residents.
I know, I consulted with several solicitors before we purchased flats there- the difference is Australian government does not actively pursue this.
The first couple attempted to convince me I could buy property- but I later found out from different legal advice it was not recommended as there would be no legal title- as I am not a ‘resident’ of Australia.
If the government contested title- I would not have a legal foot to stand on.

Thus- Australia shares very similar property laws to Indonesia.

Once again Andy- the hoof goes straight into your flapping big mouth.
perseus Says:
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:09 am
Aluang the bolt and anchor magnate and Mossad agent provocateur wrote:

I don’t need one. My personal secretary and accountant do all that for me. I have apartments in Canberra and Sydney CBD; my eldest brother live in Albany Road, Toorak (one of the 4 Asian families with properties along that stretch); mine is not too far in Caulfield North.

Gee, for someone who detests Australia and Australians so much, you own rather a lot of it…

Actions speak louder than words, I guess.

Of course, it is easy to be completely and utterly fake on the internet.

Lot of Jews live in Caulfield, Mossad’s man in Java will feel at home there…

Oi Vey, Aluang
Dita Says:
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:28 pm
i thought this article was supposed to discuss how to get a Miss Bule?

funny how men are able to bicker profusely over something that is quite unnecessary.
you are so adorable, gentlemen.