86 Comments on “How to Catch Ms Bule”
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Teng Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 4:33 amWestern girls are more adventurous between the sheets than Indonesian girls… I would put this down to the culture differences perhaps.
I have the exact opposite experience. I find western girls less adventurous because they have a certain “image” of how sex should be…. and Indonesian girls to be totally open (and rather kinky) because they do not have that image.
I must admit both my sample groups are not large at all though
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Lairedion Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 1:07 pmWestern girls are more adventurous between the sheets than Indonesian girls…
Let me put this in the right way. These are words spoken from an Anglo-Celtic/WASP point of view. These girls must bring in some raunchiness to fill in for the lack of class and natural beauty, hence the perception Western girls are more adventurous between the sheets. And what does more adventurous mean anyway? I can think of many adventurous yet disgusting sexual acts.
Western is not only the British and Celts and their descendants worldwide. Here in Europe the British women are infamous for the above-mentioned characteristics and their constantly drunken state of mind. If you want to meet real classy, beautiful bule women you must travel to continental Europe or Latin America.
When I was in my teens I often went to soccer camp in Denmark and Sweden and there I got to meet the true beautiful pirang bule girls. I once have been to Venezuela and I felt I was walking in a toy store like a little child although the bule women over there are more olive-skinned. I have a friend of mixed Dutch-Indo background and he married a stunningly beautiful Hungarian woman. The Czech capital Prague is not only a beautiful city well-known for its spectacular buildings but also for its woman folk. The same can be said of Serbs and Croats.
But London, Glasgow, Sydney, Melbourne and Auckland were depressing. There are beautiful Oz women of Greek, Italian, Croat or Serb descent however if I hear the Oz English from their mouths the sexiness disappears immediately.
rima fauzi said:
Lairedion: please do ask your father to share the secret of his success.
ive been successful too in ‘catching mr. bule’ but at the end of the day, i ended up marrying fellow indonesians. yes, plural.Well, Mbak rima, my father didn’t have to do anything special. As a young man he was very excited to go on and study in Holland. In the 60′s the Dutch began to shrug off church influence and conservative outlooks and anything different than white milk was considered exotic. To be honest I guess my father arrived at the right time (1964) at the right place.
Me myself ended up also marrying an Indonesian woman anyway after dating various bule women. It’s not that I was particularly searching after. It just clicked after meeting each other through mutual friends and relatives in Bandung. We are happily married and I have no complaints about the sex but I must say my wife is brought up with no significant religious background (KTP style) so she didn’t carry the “all sex is immoral and dirty” burden like so many Muslim and Christian girls.
I’m happy to see you do have that natural attitude despite your strong religious background.
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Oigal Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 1:40 pmWhy such venom Assmad..I was defending your sexual prefences..you gay blade you..
P.N. Sorry you had display a modicum of wit and orginality to engage…Racists, fools and bigots tend to bore me…so as you fit all three..ta da…(oh do spare us the 57 paragraph and 108 references…yawn…..)
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perseus Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 2:56 pmOigal, Achmad is not gay, he just buggers bule for bucks occasionally the market for ukelete accompanied poetry being worse than the asx lately
Or perhaps his mo is fake and the true dyke Achmaddette pegs bule for bucks
Each to his (or her) own…
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Purba Negoro Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 7:56 pmOigal:
Takes one to know one, does it not?I advise all Australians to stay out of the water- the Japanese whaling season is nigh and I hear Ahab is on the warpath
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Achmad Sudarsono Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:50 pmAhab ?
Purba – it’s the 21st – not 19th century .
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August 8th, 2008 at 9:49 pmYes- Ahabemi “Ahab” Yamamoto. He has a carbon-fibre leg.
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August 8th, 2008 at 9:50 pmAchmad, you can call me Ishmail, I’ll call you my Starbuck.
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August 9th, 2008 at 8:41 amNo – I’ll call you the Scarlet Wetter.
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August 9th, 2008 at 1:10 pmlol
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Oigal Says:
August 9th, 2008 at 1:16 pmTakes one to know one, does it not?
I advise all Australians to stay out of the water- the Japanese whaling season is nigh and I hear Ahab is on the warpath
PN..I am mildy impressed although you still fail on orginality..”takes one to know one”…really?? but you did manage to keep it to three (if barely rational) three lines..
How on earth did you resist cut and pasting the entire book of Moby Dick?…
oops sorry almost forgot………YAWN
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August 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pmI am rubber, you are glue?
Those in glass houses?Pot, kettle, black?
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Peter Says:
August 10th, 2008 at 3:11 amWow what a tired re-hashing of all the most cliche stereotypes about western women / indonesian women.
*sigh* Haven’t we already had this banal discussion a thousand times over on IM?
Poor post.. I guess that’s why it’s in the “opinion” section.
I used to like this site…
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August 10th, 2008 at 9:28 amPeter,
It is typical for the Bule not to want to hear the truth. Sometimes the white man can’t take hearing a brown man telling him how to be civilized.
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August 10th, 2008 at 10:09 amAchmad said:
It is typical for the Bule not to want to hear the truth. Sometimes the white man can’t take hearing a brown man telling him how to be civilized.
The brown man ain’t too good at being told his logic is broken and his relevance non-existent for that matter. Nor does he appreciate being told his much vaunted culture is a large pile of superstitious, inefficient crap. And that he should junk his quaint values in favour of science and engineering. But there is no accounting for taste. Imagine how the world would be if there was…
Perhaps the most odious aspect of this site is the constant undertone of racist taunting and barbing.
Then again, some of us find the rantings of the Javanese Imperialists/Islamists hysterical in their pretense and astounding in their ability to articulate fantasy regardless of the overwhelmingly contrary facts.I must admit, Peter, when I wrote the post I did have that faint air of now I know how Cleo/Cosmo writers feel churning out the same stories on sex/relationships week in/week out…
One should not take this thread overly seriously.
Facts are sacred: opinion is free.
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August 10th, 2008 at 2:28 pmThe bule does not like to be reminded of his hobby of killing and impoverishing brown men for corpororate profit:
http://www.larouchepub.com/other/2001/2822_indonesia_history.html
Hang your heads in shame British and Americans.
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August 10th, 2008 at 3:20 pmPerseus,
Care to elaborate on the below comment:
The brown man ain’t too good at being told his logic is broken and his relevance non-existent for that matter. Nor does he appreciate being told his much vaunted culture is a large pile of superstitious, inefficient crap.
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tomaculum Says:
August 10th, 2008 at 3:37 pmMy, my, again and again the minority complexes of the brown men.
The brown men are always ready to hear the truth and the brown men don’t like killing ….?
Sorry, as abrown man I have to laugh loudly!!!
Achmad (Hi, Achmad), I expect more from an ukulele playing poet …. -
August 10th, 2008 at 4:15 pm“and again the minority complex”
Correction: “inferiority“.
Sorry, have had a very short night, came back from Paris. -
dewaratugedeanom Says:
August 10th, 2008 at 4:41 pmQuestion: If you put Mak Erot, Herman Melville, Nathaniel Hawthorne and Alexander Starbuck in a shaker and mix them together thoroughly what do you get?
Answer: A thread in IM on how to catch
a) Ms Bule
b) a whale
c) a headache -
August 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pmDewa,
4th possibility:
d) a whale like facile thinking bullheaded allways against zionism and whites oriented wanna catch Ms Bule with headache. Perseus,
“One should not take this thread overly seriously. ”
Some take any discussion, wether about tahu or tempe, very seriously, because even if you talk about tempe, it will be interpreted as an assault of the whites against the browns. -
August 10th, 2008 at 9:19 pmPurbo Negoro said:
The bule does not like to be reminded of his hobby of killing and impoverishing brown men for corpororate profit:
http://www.larouchepub.com/other/2001/2822_indonesia_history.html
Hang your heads in shame British and Americans.
Interesting article. Just a tad far fetched in places. I was disappointed the article did not run the theory that the Klingon liberal Jewish Zionist neo-Nazi revivalist Trokskyite cabal brought Elvis out of cryogenic storage to assassinate Kennedy. Or was Elvis still alive then? Oops. Never mind…
It is somewhat unclear how the British and American effort to promote the killing of Communists is related to corporate profit though. Looks more like proxy fighting of the Cold War to me… Though of course the whole point of the Cold War was to destroy Communism and make the world safe for capitalist liberal democracy. That radical collection of ideas that people can a) choose what they buy instead of getting a shortlist of inferior crap deemed suitable for their consumption/edification by some Party Committee, b) sack the government and c) ignore religious idiots…
And the relevance of all this to how Mr Brown would go about winning the heart of Ms White is rather tenuous, I think…
A great wit once observed – there will be no peace on this earth until we have shagged each other khaki.
Merdeka!
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Peter Says:
August 11th, 2008 at 12:15 amSorry Achmad, not sure which “white man” you’re talking about, pasti bukan saya. Hey, I might even be darker than you, old friend. Reminds me – I want my money back for that “white beauty” “milk” soap (with green tea!) I payed Rp 60.000 for last month.
Perseus, betul – opinion articles shouldn’t be taken too seriously, I suppose. But if you feel somewhat awful when writing, it’s probably a sign to scrap whatever you’ve been working on and start something new, kan?
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August 11th, 2008 at 11:11 amAchmad wrote:
It is typical for the Bule not to want to hear the truth. Sometimes the white man can’t take hearing a brown man telling him how to be civilized.
Perseus wrote:
The brown man ain’t too good at being told his logic is broken and his relevance non-existent for that matter. Nor does he appreciate being told his much vaunted culture is a large pile of superstitious, inefficient crap.
Achmad asks for “elaboration.”
Perseus replies:
Tit. Tat.
What need is there for elaboration?
Peter, I think we should start/revive a thread on regional autonomy and the legitimacy of separatist/independence movements as this seems to be in the news. (South Ossetia/ Russia / Georgia) and the principles are relevant to the Indonesian situation (Aceh, Papua, East Timor)… something a little more weighty than the relative merits of bonking Ms Bule and Ms Indo (bonk em all I say…)
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August 11th, 2008 at 11:28 amPerseus,
Shame you don’t have the conviction of your words.
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August 11th, 2008 at 3:10 pmAchmad,
Shame you can’t read.
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August 11th, 2008 at 4:26 pmPerseus,
You called the brown man’s culture a pile of “inefficient, superstitious crap,” — I think you should have the guts to stump up & substantiate…
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August 11th, 2008 at 4:55 pmAchmad,
How about we talk about the brown man’s imperialism in West Papua? What is the moral difference between Indonesia colonizing West Papua and the Dutch. None that I can see…
As for inefficient superstitious crap – where to start? OK rubber time, corruption, parasitism, Bali rituals and Sharia will do for starters.
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August 11th, 2008 at 11:58 pmPerseus,
Papua seems to be land of the brown man, as far as I can see.
Rubber time = I think they have it in semi-white man places like Mexico.
Corruption= plenty of it in Buleland.
Parasitism= ?
Bali Rituals = um, Catholic rituals ?
Sharia = Arabs invented it.
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August 12th, 2008 at 9:23 amThe bule forgets the most inefficient distraction of all:
professional sport and the rituals of sport-hero worship
As per Communism- what gave the West the Right to fight it?
Or are you opposed to brown men having the right of political choice?
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