Female Chastity Locks

Apr 4th, 2008, in News & Issues, by Patung

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MbakAditya Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Well gimana permintaan dari Suamiku?
Farah Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
@ Mbak aditya

What good is a red belt in some crappy martial art going to do for you when you have half a foot of hampton where the sun doesn’t shine? by the time you have taken your shoes and socks off it will be goodnight vienna.

Good enough to crack some bad guys balls or jaws.

Hubby ???? hehehe.. need a side kick a.ka back up now ? can’t think your own dear mbak aditya ??? im not even show you my kick and punch yet ? aaawwww this is too easy !!

From your comments i should know.. you do need two small brain to deal with me

Cheers for both of you
Farah Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Well gimana permintaan dari Suamiku?

… geez… you can’t full fill your hubby needs?? and your call your self a wife ? shame on you !
hehehe no wonder those girls need chastity belt ! ha! its too keep your hubby away from them !

hahahahahahaha !!
fortineri Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Geez! Does middle age accessories inagain?

Looks like jepitan jemuran to me. Why does laws in Islamic country discredit women all the time?

What would happen if muslims dad never seen a glimps of schnookie
MbakAditya Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Can’t help it if the old fella likes a club sandwhich now and again, and to be honest he has stretched me out of shape, my tongkat madura is held in with lem rajawali at the moment, and I am making a whistling noise when I walk.

Sweetheart, doing a Jackie Chan is one thing when your attacker isn’t going to kill you, but after you have just been counterbored, it will be the last thing on your mind when you have a herbert waving his nasty at you. Lets hope that you never have to find out.

As for the comment on brains, I would add that I don’t need any brain to deal with you….work that one out.
MbakAditya Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
my word – “sandwhich”, getting all the worms in a twist.
Farah Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
@ Mbak aditya

Can’t help it if the old fella likes a club sandwhich now and again, and to be honest he has stretched me out of shape, my tongkat madura is held in with lem rajawali at the moment, and I am making a whistling noise when I walk.

Thats why i said this on my previous comment if you care enough to read before comments on other people :

or is that a costumer request (they can’t hold their passionate “p” while being massage.. they should put their “p” on door hinges and slam the door close!!)

After he did that i believe he wont made (poor) mbak aditya made those noises again when you walk ..hehehehehe.. maybe for good !

Sweetheart, doing a Jackie Chan is one thing when your attacker isn’t going to kill you, but after you have just been counterbored, it will be the last thing on your mind when you have a herbert waving his nasty at you. Lets hope that you never have to find out.

Talking about 10 ways to made silent rape.. you ask, but you know the answer… well.. well.. talking about pretending to be naive here

As for the comment on brains, I would add that I don’t need any brain to deal with you”¦.work that one out.

And whats your hubby do here once again ???
Farah Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
@ Mbakaditya
well ???? cats bite your tongue ?
okay.. okay.. i will let your hubby whisper the words on your back.. ill be nice here waiting..
MbakAditya Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I do care enough to read my sweetness.

How did you know about my tongkat? is nothing sacred anymore? Started off like a mouses ear’ole, now it is like a Hippopotamouse’s ear’ole. Great big horrible think it is, like a tin of Vim with a sheeps heart on top.

I really don’t know about the silent rape, honestly.

This and that, mlaku-mlaku, curi-curi, cari-cari, nyani-nyani.
Farah Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
@ Mbak Aditya
then how come you know this :

Sweetheart, doing a Jackie Chan is one thing when your attacker isn’t going to kill you, but after you have just been counterbored, it will be the last thing on your mind when you have a herbert waving his nasty at you.
MbakAditya Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Well I though I had been raped once, but the bank telephoned, the cheque had cleared on second presentation.
MbakAditya Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Where are all the missing letters going? now a “t” has dropped off, bloody soerobojonese internet.
Farah Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Well I though I had been raped once, but the bank telephoned, the cheque had cleared on second presentation.

and u said :

I really don’t know about the silent rape, honestly.

This and that, mlaku-mlaku, curi-curi, cari-cari, nyani-nyani.

plin plan tooohhh ???
MbakAditya Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
nah, alon2
MbakAditya Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
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Much better to

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Farah Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
…ameen !
dewaratugedeanom Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Lairedion

Wow, some serious exchange of strong words here. Keep on talking, ladies.

Can’t help it but I still prefer mud wrestling.
Lairedion Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Can’t help it but I still prefer mud wrestling.

Agree but on a public blog we have to use our imagination.
Deng Xiao Phing Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
at first they are wearing underpant’s locks, after awhile they would be using underpant’s bombs strap … he he he … what the hell of ideology that is driving people become fanatics ? … slowly become extrimist ? … slowly become terrorist ?
I don’t mind this antique strap so long they do not convert it as bombs strap lock, geez … chance is there
Farah Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 6:25 am
at first they are wearing underpant’s locks, after awhile they would be using underpant’s bombs strap “¦ he he he “¦ what the hell of ideology that is driving people become fanatics ? “¦ slowly become extrimist ? “¦ slowly become terrorist ?

Terrorist working in as a female masseur and put a bomb on chastity belt?? hehe funny and crazy ideology then..
shorty Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 10:51 am
gives a whole new meaning to the ‘big bang’ theory….what’s the expression?..”who gives a flying f*ck….
jackie Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Terrorist working in as a female masseur and put a bomb on chastity belt?? hehe funny and crazy ideology then..

A bit twist on Mata Hari, isn’t it? And then … bam!
Rob Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
I am not quite sure where the idea of padlocking a woman’s panties or shorts or trousers gets into a discussion about whether chastity belts or padlocked underwear can be converted into bombs.

Although this may lead to a case of getting more bang for your buck it is a little bit off topic and tangential to the idea of the original post, which if I am not mistaken was a group of government officials with way too much time on their hands that instead of doing more important things like fixing roads and repairing public infrstructure they are devoting their time and taxpayers money towards super simplistic measures of padlocking panties.

Where there is a will there will always be a way…the comments so far attest to this! There have already been offers of locksmiths, mater keys, skeleton keys, and scissors (assuming the undies in question are not kevlar), among others…

If there are is more than one way to skin a cat then I am sure that there is more than one way to get into your favourite female masseuse’s panties!
shorty Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
rob i realise we’ve strayed from the original post – mea culpa.

these twits are/would be politicians. it’s an old political scam – public infrastructure is of course more important.

i don’t have the money/skill/commitment to tackle these issues. i’m a political expediant, i’m mainly concerned with my reelection and my bank balance.

throw in a moral issue to divert attention.

it doesn’t matter if the proposition belongs in cloud cuckoo land. public debate is diverted.

how effective is this tactic? reread the previous 52 posts.

how many, apart from yours, said ‘get real’, there’s more important pressing issues.
Mach Jabber Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Chastity locks?

…I kind of miss common sense.
GJ Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
This is CR*P!!!!!!!! all smoke and mirrors, it will never work.
Janma Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Chastity locks?

“¦I kind of miss common sense.

Yeah, well the problem with common sense in Indonesia is, it’s not so common.
dewaratugedeanom Says:
April 21st, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I would like to propose to use a padlock on their mouths too. Not because of what you are thinking now with your dirty minds, but to prevent them from babbling too much. :-X
Enigmatic Says:
April 21st, 2008 at 10:12 pm
dewaratugedeanom Says:

April 21st, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I would like to propose to use a padlock on their mouths too. Not because of what you are thinking now with your dirty minds, but to prevent them from babbling too much. :-X

That’s not enough. by doing so, you aren’t allowing them to speak up if they do get violated. Especially if they are violated by the bules or maybe foreigners, who in fact are often the more objective ones and see a massage as a massage, period.

How undemocratic that would have been.

Instead I propose locking them up and not allowing them to work at all. They can’t f*** around, neither will they get f***ed around either!! Now how cool can that get?

And best part is, they don’t get to speak up too!!

Ahhh, how good it is to go back to those good old days!!

Just my (sarcastic) 2 cents. or peraks. or whatever.
Country man Says:
April 24th, 2008 at 6:34 am
All thouht too deep and too serious ! Why did no one think that this is a very successful ads of a brilliant Marketing Manager/PR of the subject Massage parlour ? Don’t think so ? By purpusedly making public this chastity pad lock thing, it will sell the imprssion that those masseuses are seldom touched, meaning hig value commercially. And the Massage parlour like to be considered as a clean Massage parlour not like the others generally. You all had forgotten the basic survival in Indonesia. When somebody create a rule, he/she will have an opportunity to get additinal market/money. You all know by know, that the cost to unlock that chastity pad is ranging from Rp 100,000 to Rp 150,000. Customers will love todo it, there containes some illogical value in that……………..