61 Comments on “Insults & Comebacks”
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iamisaid Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:17 amAchmad Sudarsono,
NO no and nooooooo.
I am not going to make any comment.
Just in case you have not revealed all your arsenal on provocation.
LOL
p.s.
Happy scootering and don’t get lost in the hills.
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Dragonwall Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:33 amUnless they deserve it, you find insulting people to be fun and taunting them makes you feel good! Ah of course the ulterior motive is to woe them into a debate and see how they lose in the arguments. Ama strangers, Sadist lu………..
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Anonymous Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 9:04 amWho are you anyway, Achmad Sudarsono? Are you really the person you claimed to be? I don’t think so. How did you manage to write flawless English? Unless you spent the last decade mingling with ‘bules’ I don’t think you’d have such as skill of writing in English. I’m Indonesian and pardon my English that isn’t as well-polished as yours. It seems like you are a ‘bule’ yourself???
I’ve only found out about you in the last three days, but you’ve already really disgust me. You should stop stirring things up and makes Indonesian-Muslims people look bad.
I am an Indonesian-Muslim woman, but I hate you to guts.. I always believe Islam is a peaceful religion, and I and my fellow Muslims are living in harmony and peace. But what you’re doing really could cause so much hatred towards Muslim.
About your Christmas tips, I couldn’t care less of your tips of insulting people.
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falcon Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 10:38 amOnly an individual with inferiority complex compounded by negative upbringing will insult others. All these negative ions because of inferior surroundings are gradually build-up in the character. If one always feel inferior added by lack of any confidence, the individual will insult others because of it and no matter what. What do one call this type of individual?
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December 22nd, 2007 at 10:51 amfalcon,
Only an individual with inferiority complex compounded by negative upbringing will insult others. All these negative ions because of inferior surroundings are gradually build-up in the character. If one always feel inferior added by lack of any confidence, the individual will insult others because of it and no matter what. What do one call this type of individual?
I beg your pardon? Do you know what inferiority complex is and what character traits it produces?
Your assay is rubbish!
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December 22nd, 2007 at 10:57 amfalcon,
THIS is what inferiority complex is – going by your own example.
falcon Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 10:36 amOnly an individual with inferiority complex compounded by negative upbringing will insult others. All these negative ions because of inferior surroundings are gradually build-up in the character. If one always feel inferior added by lack of any confidence, the individual will insult others because of it. What do call this type of person?
and….
falcon Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 10:38 amOnly an individual with inferiority complex compounded by negative upbringing will insult others. All these negative ions because of inferior surroundings are gradually build-up in the character. If one always feel inferior added by lack of any confidence, the individual will insult others because of it and no matter what. What do one call this type of individual?
Going by your very own words
If one always feel inferior added by lack of any confidence,
You posted your response TWICE. Through lack of confidence that you would fail on the first submission.
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December 22nd, 2007 at 11:45 amIt goes the same from responding twice of the same. The end.
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Achmad Sudarsono Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:59 amAnonymous:
Firstly, Islam says we aren’t allowed to be angry with people for more than three days. I suggest you practice mercy and forgive me – as Islamic teaching says – for being an asshole.
You say,
I hate you to guts..
Then, you say,
I always believe Islam is a peaceful religion, and I and my fellow Muslims are living in harmony and peace.
Well violence – or the lack of peace – even usually, goes hand-in-hand with hatred. Do you only want to live in harmony and peace with your fellow Muslims.
Also,
But what you’re doing really could cause so much hatred towards Muslim.
I think you’re making the mistake of equating other people’s reasoning and observation skills with your own. Why just because one Muslim man (me) acts like a jerk would people assume all of the world’s 800 million or so Muslims are jerks ?
Finally, Friend, as mentioned, I am no more, no less than a Ukuele player, poet, philosopher and pencak silat master. My English is far from flawless, just ask Ross…ha ha ha !
Everyone:
Anonymous successfully wound up ! Bingo !!
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December 22nd, 2007 at 2:15 pmIt goes the same from responding twice of the same. The end.
“‘where ignorance is bliss, ’tis folly to be wise”
This is where it ends.
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TheWrathOfGrapes Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:50 pmThe skill, of course, lies in winding people up and taunting them to the point they lose it, ideally going ballistic, through making stupid, even idiotic comments.
Such as UFO technology and Mojopahit.
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Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 3:47 pmTheWrathOfGrapes,
Are you insinuating that the UFO technology and Mojopahit are fairy tales? Please enlighten yourself with this link – The Prophesy of Joyoboyo
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December 22nd, 2007 at 4:05 pmTheWrathOfGrapes again,
Many believe that the time for the arrival of a new Ratu Adil is near (as the prophecies put it, “when iron wagons could drive without horses and ships could sail through the sky”), …
I believe this is the UFO technology our Prophet Joyoboyo (pbuh) was refering to. Our turn to be the world superpower is near. I would like to continue but this is state secret; As a patriotic Indonesian that I am, this is all I can tell you.
and that he will come to rescue and reunite Indonesia after an acute crisis, ushering in the dawn of a new golden age.
The new golden age is the rise of the Mojopahit Empire. Australia, New Zealand, Malaysia, Brunei, the Philippines will all be reunited under Mojopahit. If you are an Aussie, be ready to vote for an Indonesian president.
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December 22nd, 2007 at 6:25 pmAluang Anak Bayang,
Ok, though this has nothing to do with this article “Insults and Comebacks”, however, I’m sure that neither Achmad nor others would mind me broaching further on the matter about Joyboyo/Jayabaya and his prophecies – since it has been already been mentioned above.
Many believe that the time for the arrival of a new Ratu Adil is near
During the symposium “Bedah Jangka Jayabaya” held by National Library of Republic Indonesia in Jakarta, these are some excerpts in July 2007.
According to Soetarno, the rector of Indonesian Institute of Art, Surakarta,
Jayabaya is known as the King of Kediri in 12th century AD through scaterred literature manuscripts and insriptions. Most of the writings describe the glorious and peaceful era during his reign. But the mystery is, did Jayabaya write the prophecy by himself or written by another author? because some of the verses is written in later Javanese, although most of writings originated from his era is written in old Javanese.
Budya Pradipta, consultant of Javanese language, literature and culture ask everybody to be careful to discuss about Jayabaya’s prophecy.
“The cautious and carefulness is needed bacause up until now we only know tha Jayabaya’s prophecy from secondary source. The original authentic Jayabaya’s manuscrips whereabout is unknown,” he said.
You said:
this is state secret; As a patriotic Indonesian that I am, this is all I can tell you.
A state secret? And you can’t tell more? And the source link that you offer is Wikipedia?
This is exactly how Wikipedia describes themself as:
Wikipedia is written collaboratively by volunteers from all around the world.
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December 22nd, 2007 at 7:52 pmDear Pak iamisaid,
My response was completely within the scope of this article’s topic. WrathOfGrapes made a blanket reference of our beloved prophet, and I was merely pointing him in the right direction.
The symposium held was a distraction to the Western powers. China knows what the American had in their arsenal, but does any country know what China had? Like Yellow men, Brown men belong to the great Asian race. We are modest people, we do not show-off what we knew, we will not divulge anything to trigger-happy Wests. I can only tell you that the prophesy of Joyoboyo and our UFO technology are interrelated. Once decoded, nuclear technology will be antiquated.
Regards.
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December 22nd, 2007 at 7:59 pmAluang,
That’s all true. But you missed a few opportunities to insult iamisaid a few times.
You could have implied he was stupid for “misunderestimating” (George Bush’s word) your piece, called him an infidel for not understanding the Prophet. Also you could have said something like “arrogant White Man” alongside Yellow and Brown man.
Just a few suggestions.
Achmad.
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David Says:
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:03 pmIn one case, I warned one Indonesian woman in her late 20s not to get “over westernised”, and said it was un-Indonesian for a woman to drink and smoke. Finally I told her to “study Pancasila”, and accused her Bule friends of being sex tourists. She got so mad she blocked my IP address and told me to f-k off.
Got a link there Achmad?
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:11 pmMy response was completely within the scope of this article’s topic. WrathOfGrapes made a blanket reference of our beloved prophet, and I was merely pointing him in the right direction.
I wasn’t criticising you futherance of the issue. Please re-read my first paragraph. It clearly says that I am asking for acceptance from Achmad and the others that I, and may repeat it, I am discussing it further.
The symposium held was a distraction to the Western powers. China knows what the American had in their arsenal, but does any country know what China had? Like Yellow men, Brown men belong to the great Asian race. We are modest people, we do not show-off what we knew, we will not divulge anything to trigger-happy Wests. I can only tell you that the prophesy of Joyoboyo and our UFO technology are interrelated. Once decoded, nuclear technology will be antiquated.
Yah, yah, get real will you. You don’t need to aja aja bercanda with me. Like as though I am not aware of who the Indonesians are by way of their behaviour.
Do you know that you impale your arguement by throwing red herrings into the discussion?Assuming that if you proferred USA and China as an analogy and that the rest of the world does not know about China arsenal, what has that got to do with a prophecy that even your own Indonesian gurus are circumspect about its origin and proof?
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:16 pmMas Anak Aluang Bayang,
Dang! this block quote thing is going bananas.
Allow me to correct the above and resubmit. Hope it comes off correctly this time.
My response was completely within the scope of this article’s topic. WrathOfGrapes made a blanket reference of our beloved prophet, and I was merely pointing him in the right direction.
I wasn’t criticising you futherance of the issue. Please re-read my first paragraph. It clearly says that I am asking for acceptance from Achmad and the others that I, and may repeat it, I am discussing it further.
The symposium held was a distraction to the Western powers. China knows what the American had in their arsenal, but does any country know what China had? Like Yellow men, Brown men belong to the great Asian race. We are modest people, we do not show-off what we knew, we will not divulge anything to trigger-happy Wests. I can only tell you that the prophesy of Joyoboyo and our UFO technology are interrelated. Once decoded, nuclear technology will be antiquated.
Yah, yah, get real will you. You don’t need to aja aja bercanda with me. Like as though I am not aware of who the Indonesians are by way of their behaviour.
Do you know that you impale your arguement by throwing red herrings into the discussion?Assuming that if you proferred USA and China as an analogy and that the rest of the world does not know about China arsenal, what has that got to do with a prophecy that even your own Indonesian gurus are circumspect about its origin and proof?
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:18 pmYo Achmad,
Aluang,
That’s all true. But you missed a few opportunities to insult iamisaid a few times.
You could have implied he was stupid for “misunderestimating” (George Bush’s word) your piece, called him an infidel for not understanding the Prophet. Also you could have said something like “arrogant White Man” alongside Yellow and Brown man.
Just a few suggestions.
I ALWAYS knew that I could count on you.
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:23 pmPatung,
She took it off her website, but the woman was Miund on “English Part of My Brain.” Here’s the posting, but you were warned, there are profanities. I am, however, very proud of my work here. I’ll post another couple of the best responses.
http://miund.wordpress.com/2007/11/09/f*ck-off/
F*CK OFF!
09Nov07
I (like probably many other bilingual bloggers out there) have been receiving disturbing comments from a WIMP whose name I am too disgusted to type. And this is the time to scream again. Pardon my language, dear blogbuddies. This post is intended to be filled with RAGE.
F*CK OFF BASTARD!What part of IP-Address BLOCKING don’t you understand? That means you are NOT welcomed anymore in this blog. What kind of stupidity envelopes your small brain that you don’t get the message? I am f*cking done with your snide comments that have NOTHING to do with this blog. So yes, I am banning you and will continue to do so. Don’t even bother to visit my blog if it’s too westernized and don’t you dare critisizing my BULE friends and saying they sleep with prostitutes all the time. You seem to know your way around the prostitutes, isn’t that a sign of how you REALLY UNDERSTAND that world yourself? You are NOTHING but a LOW LIFE SONOFABITCH who can do NOTHING but COMMENTING WITHOUT VALID UNDERSTANDING OF ANY MEANING OF THESE POSTS. I’m sorry, this blog is never intended to be read by MORONS like you.
Yes, I mean YOU, Mr. Holier Than Thou Achmad Sudarsono who always think of himself as the most perfect being on planet earth. There, I said your name and this, I swear, would be the last time I mention you. Go back to your rotten warnet in the suburbs and STOP COMING TO THIS BLOG AND CALLING ME YOUR ‘FRIEND’ BECAUSE I DON’T ALLOW MYSELF TO BE ‘FRIENDS’ WITH BASTARDS LIKE YOU. F*CK OFF ASSHOLE!
And for other bloggers such as Unspun who are patient enough to have this no-good sonofabitch lurking around their blogs, I salute you all.
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:25 pm@ Achmad
Javanese are true gentlemen, and we are calm and we do not insult. Any reader can tell that he is hyping up as I still refuses to reveal any more than what he should know. -
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:27 pmAchmaddddd, Achmadddd,
F*CK OFF!
09Nov07
I (like probably many other bilingual bloggers out there) have been receiving disturbing comments from a WIMP whose name I am too disgusted to type. And this is the time to scream again. Pardon my language, dear blogbuddies. This post is intended to be filled with RAGE.
F*CK OFF BASTARD!LMAO! you found your match there.
@ Patung,
Is her blogsite in your list of 100?
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:29 pmA beauty from Steve-at-the Pub, highlights in Bold.
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12524668&postID=2582197270887658362
steve at the pub berkata…
This achmard/achmad (he/she spells it either way) sudarsono in his/her very first sentence calls me a “blathering imbecile”.
Then goes on to prove my point for me. It WAS Australian & US military aid which was so quick off the mark. The only contention by achmard/achmad is which part of the Australian budget were the funds ultimately booked to?
Gee, what a counter argument!
Achma(r)d then goes on to term me a “drooling cro-magnon moron”, after stating that I get a “hard-on from the thought of soldiers with guns”Then in one of his/her alter-egos (or perhaps this time inadvertently his/her real name) achmard twice speculates that I may be “the missing link” states with certainty that I am “a moron of unparalleled dimensions”
He/she then suggests that Oigal: Never gets out of a filthy Blok M bar, is perpetually face down in a pool of stale beer, exists on a diet comprised solely of beer, chips & pies, vomits each morning from excess alcohol in his system, before going into a toilet to slurp up a puddle of beer from that toilet floor. Before suggesting that before traveling anywhere Oigal would need to sober up and pay debts incurred to bar girls.
Then achmaddy demonstrates that he occupies a parallel universe by suggesting that it is Oigal who has been making disrespectful comments and baseless insults. Achmaddy compounds his loopyness by stating that he is more interested in substance than personal insults. I am too bored with his litany of rubbish to go on with listing his every instance of personal insults & racism.
Acma(r)d then has the temerity to demand to be addressed as “Mr.”(You can shove that demand up a pig’s arse, I am an Australian citizen and free, I call nobody “Mister” unless they earn it.)
Such an arrogant, petulant & misplaced demand would actually be worthy of little Lord Fauntelroy.
A buffoon is never addressed as “Mister”.
Achma(r)d, you can argue with yourself over which arm of the Australian Government pays to support Indonesians, I don’t care, you are not worthy of debate.
If you can prise yourself away from mounting your goat, you may choose for yourself a title from the following:
Imbecile
Cro-Magnon
Moron
Drunk
VD Carrier
Bar Girl
Toilet FloorMy favourite is “Achmad the Twit”.
For not only is it apt, it denotes a remarkable degree of self-awareness!
9:16 PM
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:30 pmAchmad,
@ Achmad
Javanese are true gentlemen, and we are calm and we do not insult.Not your day Achmad, not your day.
Take a Vespa ride.
@ Anak Aluang Bayang,
Would you accept a K*SS from me?
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:40 pmAchmad,
Question: Did you impart your art to siren too about Insults and Cumbacks like you just did here?
HA HA HA HA HA
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:51 pmIs her blogsite in your list of 100?
Yes she’s 44th in the English list.
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:56 pmYes she’s 44th in the English list.
Oh lordy! LOL.
She sure has an “English Part of My Brain.”
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:57 pmIn my defense, I duly f*cked off after she asked me to.
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December 22nd, 2007 at 8:59 pmIn my defense, I duly f*cked off after she asked me to.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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December 22nd, 2007 at 9:01 pm@ Anak Aluang Bayang,
Would you accept a K*SS from me?
Anakkkkkkkkkkkk where are you?
Now, don’t be shy!
LMAOROTF !!!
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