Bra Cleavage

Aug 5th, 2007, in IM Posts, by David

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12 Comments on “Bra Cleavage”

Bas Says:
August 5th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
No picture to illustrate the article?
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 5th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Assalamualaikum,

A woman’s cleavage is sacred. I went to a topless bar last month and witnessed one of the great miracles of Islam. They carry inscriptions down and around their bossoms and armpits.

I will be visiting Japan sometime this year, and will check into a bottomless bar. If anyone had been there, you know what I mean – the mirrored floor bar. I hope to see more miracles of Islam.

Signs are everywhere. Repent before Allah the merciful sent in another tsunami.
KSJ Says:
August 5th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Aluang,
Are you OK? Think you’re going mad.
Teng Says:
August 6th, 2007 at 4:38 am
Anything that pisses off PKS is good in my book.
Arema Says:
August 6th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Aluang,
Are you OK? Think you’re going mad.

Don’t worry, he’s perfectly fine.

I kinda know what kind of game he’s playing, it’s the infamous Achmad Sudarsono’s game. “Say It Like It Is”.
dewaratugedeanom Says:
August 6th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Aluang said

I will be visiting Japan sometime this year, and will check into a bottomless bar. If anyone had been there, you know what I mean – the mirrored floor bar. I hope to see more miracles of Islam.

Aluang friend, I have to correct you. Just like there is no compulsion in religion (surah Al Bakara 2:256) there are also no miracles in Al Qur’an, only Revelations. When you visit that Japanese bottomless establishment and you see Revelations from above reflected in the mirrored floor, please keep us informed.
Thank you friend.
Peace
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 7th, 2007 at 12:28 am
Re,

I kinda know what kind of game he’s playing, it’s the infamous Achmad Sudarsono’s game. “Say It Like It Is”.

Friend, the world is at stake. What are you talking about?

Re,

Aluang friend, I have to correct you. Just like there is no compulsion in religion (surah Al Bakara 2:256) there are also no miracles in Al Qur’an, …..

Here are the lists,
1) The splitting of the moon. Check Quran 54:1
2) The mystical journey on buraq. Check Quran 17:1
3) The weeping tree trunk.
4) The sprouting of water from Mohammad’s (pbuh) fingers.
5) Blessing of foods.
6) Healing the sicks.
7) Exorcising Devils.
Prayers Answered.

I call this miracles, not revealations.

Thank you friend.
Repent.
dewaratugedeanom Says:
August 7th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Aluang friend,

Are you sure these miracles aren’t inserted in Al Qur’an by Satan or the Jews to lead the true Believers astray? Satan has done it before, didn’t he. Mr Rushdie even confirmed it. As for me I still prefer revelations reflected in mirrored floors.

Peace
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 12th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Infidel friend dewaratugedeanom,

Are you sure these miracles aren’t inserted in Al Qur’an by Satan or the Jews to lead the true Believers astray? Satan has done it before, didn’t he. Mr Rushdie even confirmed it……

It was written down from the very beginning that Allah has give His protection to it, thus the Quran will always be preserved. It is the last and final book sent by Allah. It tells us how to serve and worship Allah. It tells us how to live a life of virtue. It tells us how to behave in our homes, like how to treat our parents , brothers and sisters, relatives and friends, neighbours and strangers.

…..As for me I still prefer revelations reflected in mirrored floors.

Peace

Anything is possible if Allah willed it. Allah has crafted His name in watermelon, sky, trees, etc and I am not surprise if Allah left his autograph on the ‘golden triangle’.

Salam
Sylvester Says:
August 12th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Aluang,
Islam god seems to like to punish people, does it? Any natural disaster mostly regarded as a god punishment. Islam god dictate what human have to do otherwise annihilation will come. How scary.
Christian GOD is like a father. Even they called HIM FATHER. GOD do not threat them, but show them how to love and sacrifice. What a sweet thing.^_^

Also, what is wrong with the bra cleavage? Are all moslem men are just animals that do not have self control? Do you think you are animal too that need such a harsh rule like sharia to live?
We all see our mums’ breast when we are baby. It was not a problem. Because the mind was still pure and good.
The most important is the human heart.

Actually, most moslem are good people. Only need more enlightment!
dewaratugedeanom Says:
August 13th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
All praises be to Allah alone and prayers and peace be upon the one whom no prophet can come after him.

To His Beatitude Mufti Aluang Anak Bayang

Anything is possible if Allah willed it. Allah has crafted His name in watermelon, sky, trees, etc and I am not surprise if Allah left his autograph on the ‘golden triangle’.

On which chapter and verse number in the Holy Quran or any reference from sahi-albukari hadises do you base your assumption that Allah may leave his autograph on the ‘golden triangle’? Are there also indications in the Holy Scriptures that martyrs and faithful believers who enter Paradise will be rewarded with ‘golden showers’?

Thank you

Salam
Aluang Anak Bayang Says:
August 13th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Friend kaffir dewaratugedeanom, I’ve come across people like you who only read part of the holy Quran, and tried to belittle our great religion. It is a pity Allah had sealed your heart. I will laugh while you burn in hell fire.